Games We Love but Wish We Could Love Playing
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In this article the author explores who would win in a fight between Sega's mascot hero Sonic the Hedgehog and Nintendo's portly plumber, Super Mario.
Nintendo and Segas flagship heroes come face to face for the first time in this Old-Wizard melee of epic proportions. Who is the stronger hero? Mario looks like an average plumber but everyone who has ever picked up a controlled knows how strong he is. Sonic looks strong with his uber-cocky attitude and his needled back that surely wreaks damage on anyone who comes his way. Just picture it, Mario in the first Mario level coming across goombas and koopa troopas and then all of the sudden theres Sonic standing in his way preventing Mario from jumping onto the flag and into the subterranean level. Would Mario be able to knock out the confident Sonic or would Mario be kept out from the rest of the game because of Sonics strength? This topic will be discussed in this article. Let the battle rage on.
Comments
Offense:
Apart from not mentioning Super Sonic, Mario wouldn't be able to TOUCH Sonic. Epic speed. And if that wasn't good enough, well lets toss in Sonic Wind (SA2) or his Homing Attack. If that doesn't work then well, just use Chaos Control to teleport that plumber into a fat pit or have Sonic tele himself like behind Mario and waste him. Alternatively could always slow/stop time and waste Mario. Either way you look at it, Mario can have all the suits and such he want, but if he can't see Sonic, or teleport himself, then he's wasted.
Defense:
I'm gonna say Sonic's speed is a good enough defense.
Accomplice:
Tails utterly wins, he builds robots and crap and is nearly as smart as Eggy. Plus he flies! Could drop Sonic from the air like a bomb on one fat plumber.
Appearance: Fat ugly plumber, or standing up hedgehog, with cool spikes? Um, spikes are cool, plumbers aren't.
Fans:
I'm not gonna go here.
Intelligence:
All Mario says is like 2-3 words? Mario! Woohoo! Yeehaa! Sonic can actually fracking talk. I think that alone makes him smarter.
"It's a me,Mario!"
"Thank you so much for playing my game!"
"Come back here,Sonic!"
"I'll get you!"
"Get back here,you big monkey!"
"Oh a no!"
"Mario Kart,Wii!"
"It's time for Mario kart!"
"Woohoo!"
"Lets a go!"
"*insert hard to spell italian word here*,Bowser!"
"Hello!"
"Hey,Stinky!"
"I am the winner!"
"Luigi!"
Offensively, well for one thing we both know Sonic can't do Choas Control for the life of him. What do you think knocked Shadow who seems to have it master back into the atmosphere. Admit it, it fits perfectly as to why Sonic uses it so little, it brings him back to that moment.
As for defense, between the cape and speed I don't think either could get a hit in.
As for the back up, Luigi and Yoshi versus Tails and Knuckles. Knuckles would get eaten and turned into an egg. Tails would shoot down Yoshi who would run off (both of those are already out but alive). Luigi would jump on the plane and fireball the plane. Knocking the choas emerald out. The Choas Emerald would become unstable and react to Luigi to create a negative zone which would give Tails a glimpse of his own dark side that he has begun to to let grow inside him. Eventually they would both snap out of it bu the battle would be long over.
Hot or cold? Mario or Sonic? God: Real or not? Is America's government corrupt or inefficient?
These questions won't be answered in our lifetimes, folks, so take the time and get some fresh air.
All sonic needs to do is run fast and spin and knock out tubby Mario and he's done. But then again Im biased for Sonic Since I liked him over mario.
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