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Age of Conan GameMaster fired for Cybersexing a player in game

plower glove | August 11, 2008 | News | PC Company Misc 
A Funcom employee, a GameMaster, lost his job after having cybersex with an Age of Conan player. The horny employee bought in to the player's claims of being a chick (even though his avatar is a guy). Here is a transcript of the conversation...NSFW!
Everyone knows you should always do some background research before you agree to cybersex with anyone. A Funcom employee, a Game Master for Age of Conan, had to learn this the hard way. This poor bastard lost his job after he led a player to a secluded area in the game, where they proceeded to get fappy over the internet. The kicker here is that he was set up by the player from the beginning!
Turns out the player pretended to be a 9 year old boy who was pretending to be a horny chick. Someone should have told the GM to ask for pics or it's not true. Rule #1 of trying to cyberscore!

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  • 1 thumbs!
    Magimaster | August 11, 2008
    HAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG that was hilarious! As much as I feel sorry for that pathetic loser, thank you for posting this up and making my day.
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    ivy06 | August 11, 2008
    I totally agree, but then the question is what was the 9 yr old doing trying to have cybersex??
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    Cruxis Mana | August 11, 2008
    quote
    To []: Well, you know, on those cold windy nights... all I want is to be mounted.
    [|GM|]: Ahh lol I see. You trying to get laid by a GM =)
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    To []: You�re just as kinky as me
    To []: Infact you�re so kinky, you just cybered with a dude =P
    [] shouts: THIS IS SPARTA
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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    Slumpy monkey | August 11, 2008
    Lulz, Bitch got pwned.

    lulz
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    goldva x | August 11, 2008
    This has nothing Runescape cybersex though.
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    kik36 | August 11, 2008
    I was expecting a LOT more......that shit was weak. If I'm going to get fired as a GM it's going to take at least 5 guys pretending to be chicks pretending to be guys cybering with me.
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    AznLiquid | August 12, 2008
    Hahahaha, it was also reported in a Norwegian newspaper. Funniest shit I've read in a while.
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    Final Blade | August 12, 2008
    Haha, well as an old saying for cybering goes "Be careful who you cyber with, it might just be a cop ready to mount your ass to jail".
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    Deathsythe | August 12, 2008
    I put on my robe and wizard hat...

    Wow... I lol'd.

    Reminds me of how some of my mates and I used to scam people out of loot in Gunbound. XD
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    tekmosis | August 12, 2008
    "THIS IS SPARTA" ahahaha...and another ahahaha at "I put on my robe and wizard hat" because I've heard that one before xD
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    Heretic | August 12, 2008
    Man that is a litle weird. But he that was the most *bleep*ed up news i herd today. Man he got pwnd meg hard.
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    TwilightPrince | August 13, 2008
    quote
    [|GM|]: Glad I put my clothes back on lol
    To []: Yeah probably a good idea. I have aids.
    Ahahahaha.
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    RabidChinaGirl | August 13, 2008
    This just makes me wonder how freaking bizarre cybering in WoW must be.

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