To kick off the new season of Chris Angel: Mindfreak, there will be a new game coming out at no expense to anyone. This game is expected to come out for ALL consoles. He is somehow going to get himself into the game by digitizing his DNA.

Fall & Angel is an action-oriented RPG in which the player assumes the role of Chris Angel before he becomes one of the most famous magicians in history. Through his travels, Chris will acquire his skills through mysterious encounters with magical beings. The more tricks that you perform successfully, the more girls that you get. Like any superstar performer, girls are thought of, and treated, like commodities. Each girl has a specific function. There are girls that can be taken out to premiers, or dinner. Girls that will cook and clean your crib. Girls that will type letters for you and answer the phone. And of course girls that will do virtually anything that you want them to do. You will need to collect at least 50 girls before you can upgrade your GEO Metro to a Honda Accord. If you need to make change, you can always saw one of them in half.



Virtually any gaming system will be able to receive Chris's new game, whether it be a GBA, PSP, PS1, PC, Dreamcast, N64, or Famicom. The systems will be required to be no less than two feet away from the television screen. This close proximity assures the Chris won't in inadvertently install the game on other electronic devices in the homes such as toasters and ceiling fans. This could make it impossible for Chris to return safely.



According to Jerry, Chris is going to digitize his molecular DNA structure. This will allow him to become part of the broadcast transmission from which to launch himself into millions of households. He will become a binary code consisting of billions of particulates of information. Restructuring is crucial as all particles must return to the exact point of origin in order for Chris to be reconstructed perfectly. Failure to do so could result in serious deformity or serious mental retardation.
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    chautemoc Aug 13, 08
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    To kick off the new season of Chris Angel: Mindfreak, there will be a new game coming out at no expense to anyone.
    I disagree. :/
  • 3
    Red 9 Aug 13, 08
    This is so full of fail, I can't even begin to describe it.
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    Demonfurby Aug 13, 08
    Why? Why do we even have to see this game on store shelves?
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      Red 9 Aug 13, 08
      I think it's more of a really cheap joke than an actual game.
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      Final Blade Aug 13, 08
      Why, oh why do you honestly care about it being on the shelves? You don't like it, don't buy it. There's plenty of people out there that will buy this game regardless if anyone here thinks it sucks.

      Personally I find this interesting and may check it out for rental.
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        Red 9 Aug 13, 08
        That's not what I meant. I meant I don't think it's a real game. I think it's some kind of prank.

        RTA and see what I mean.
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          Seproth Aug 14, 08
          Dude, FB wasn't talking to you check the indentation.

          I agree. Why do you care what's on the shelf. You must have had a fit when the Burger King games came out.

          It's variety, and it's optional, who cares? However, that being said. I can't see a way that this game could possibly work 0_o
  • 0
    Big A2 Aug 13, 08
    Guys, read the article. It's not a retail game. He is somehow going to "digitize his molecular DNA structure" making him become a video game.

    He's insane!
  • 0
    The Writer Aug 13, 08
    If this is real, I will destroy my PS2. If it's not (which is far more likely), then I will lol irl.
  • 1
    Ivy93 Aug 13, 08
    What I like Criss Angel (I think it's spelled like that). He's much better than David Blaine anyways.
  • 0
    Jaw Knee Aug 13, 08
    Maybe we can tear a woman in half, just like on tv!
  • 2
    huntyr Aug 13, 08
    LOL, read the whole article... "*This article is presented as an exclusive Cheat Code Central feature titled "Are you dumb enough to believe this?"
    • 0
      Vermillion Aug 14, 08
      Oh boy, don't you hate when that happens :/?...
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    OkamiAlucard Aug 14, 08
    ....This would sucks as any current gen game. Maybe a Game Boy Color game or even a GBA game it could work but i don't think so. (even though it is fake). If anything it'll come out on the N-gage lol.
    • 0
      Big A2 Aug 16, 08
      It would suck if it is real.
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    Starsky134 Aug 24, 08
    Sounds like it will be a disappointment.
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    Red 9 Aug 26, 08
    What gets me is that only, say, three people have actually realized that this is indeed a prank.

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