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Would you get married for a toaster?

August 26, 2008 in News comments 9

If you are one of the many toaster lovers like myself then you will love the new rage...Get married win a toaster! Now this doesn't apply for everywhere though but only in Fiesta :(. For some strange reason the government decided to give the almighty marriage gift. The all purpose TOASTER!! :D :D It has thousands of purposes!! It can...erm...umm...make toast :D!

For the next few weeks, all couples who choose to celebrate their love in Fiesta will be eligible for a draw that could see them taking home a shiny, real-life bread toasting unit.

But on the serious side. The toaster is valued at £23.35 which is £5.38 less than the best selling nintendo DS game, nintendogs which is valued at £28.73 on Buy.com. Proctor Silex Co. was created in 1960 which, Nintendo on the other hand was created in 1889. Despite a 71 year advantage on Proctor, Nintendo managed to rake in over 100 times as much money to the present date.
Spurs_Rule_And_Rock via kotaku.com.au »
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  • 1
    Slumpy monkey Aug 26, 08
    Lol, Kind of desperate dont you think?
  • 1
    Starsky134 Aug 26, 08
    Lol, most of the time, a wedding will cost a helluva lot more than a stupid toaster, amirite?
    • 3
      kik36 Aug 26, 08
      The divorce costs MUCH more than the wedding!! LOL
  • 1
    Big A2 Aug 26, 08
    Quickly! Get me a mail order bride, I don't care if she's ugly, I GOTTA GET THAT TOASTER.
  • 1
    nflsmc Aug 26, 08
    It would have to be a pretty damn good toaster for me to give up my freedom for it.
  • 2
    Koloth Aug 26, 08
    Guys guys, calm down chill out. Fiesta is an MMO. They have to get married in the game. Thus the wedding in fact costs nothing (short of time, dignity, sanity, social life you know the usual problems that come with spending far to much time in an MMO) and there is no need for a costly divorce.

    Personally I always hated MMO weddings. Stupidest idea ever. This one slays me though.

    "Couples who tie the knot in Fiesta also get a 'Power of love' spell, a wedding pet, the ability to summon their spouse from anywhere in the game"

    Imagine the agony in real life if your wife could summon you to her anytime any where.
    • 1
      Seeker X Aug 26, 08
      Well...that's why you don't get married in the first place. In an MMO though, I've seen these kind of things, and even sometimes it gets too ridiculous (like having to be in a specific higher level with specific items in order to get married).
  • 1
    reaver11 Aug 26, 08
    A toaster? It'd have to make my eggs too before I can commit.
  • 0
    BANDITO ATTACK Aug 27, 08
    howabout a toaster thhat can fit 4 pieces of bread. the 2-slotted ones are so inconvenient. D:

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