Wall Street Journal, well known in the share market world. You've lost a lot of money and your economy is failing. You turn the page... to see Mega Man!?

That's right, Wall Street Journey featured an article on Mega Man. A pink one to be exact.

"Mega Man 9: stronger than the American economy and twice as likely to give you a heart attack."

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    Final Blade Sep 26, 08
    At least its not Mario, cause that would be really sad.
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    Dark Arcanine Sep 26, 08
    Is that because Mario collect coins? Therefore it would rub the fact he has money and they don't in their faces resulting in all the people on Wall Street crying?
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      Final Blade Sep 26, 08
      Stop ruining my jokes DA.
      What I mean is Mario is being milked so much that everyone wants to get on his plumbers rench.
  • 0
    Dark Arcanine Sep 27, 08
    You know you love it when I deconstruct your jokes to a point where they're not funny and just stating the obvious. It makes you feel good that at least one person can get it. ;D
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    Shadow of Death Sep 27, 08
    I tried the demo, and yeah, HARSH. But like in the games of old, the enemies are nothing if not predictable.

    Megaman looks....lets just say, 'intellectually deficient' >_>
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    Heretic Sep 27, 08
    My god I must get a copy of that newspaper. I want it like so bad now. Not because MM is pink.
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    Dark Arcanine Oct 1, 08
    I want it because Mega Man is pink. <3

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