SlapStic.com reader Corey Helfrich tipped off the site about his discovery of an Uwe Boll fansite. It has been translated (thanks to Google) and is available for your viewing pleasure here.

Check this out. AN UWE BOLL...FANSITE.

First off, why does he even make movies?

Secondly, and most importantly, HOW DOES HE HAVE FANS!? It can't be
possible. His movies are used by the FBI for torture.
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    ShadowJ Dec 28, 08
    erm one question, who the hell is he?
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      Koloth Dec 29, 08
      He's a director of crappy video game movies like Bloodrayne and Alone in the Dark.

      I have to say congrats Rigney, you actually finally published something almost interesting.
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        Slumpy monkey Dec 29, 08
        Shame the actual article is just an E-mail he received.

        But that is pretty wild, Uwe-boll....UWE-BOLL!?
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      Shinobi_razor Dec 29, 08
      he's only the worst director in the history of film.

      also, wasnt there an internet petition for him to stop making movies a while ago?
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        Koloth Dec 29, 08
        Yea, amazingly I don't think it got enough signatures. Perhaps because he isn't well known enough.
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          Shadow of Death Dec 29, 08
          Actually, if I remember correctly, it got enough. Uwe ignored it. I think there was some comment about how "People making multiple signatures" or something crap about it....
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          Slumpy monkey Dec 29, 08
          Even a chewing gum company said that if he stopped making films everyone who signed the petition would get a free packet of gum or something.
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    ShadowJ Dec 29, 08
    oh him

    To be fair I watched Bloodrayne...butchered the videogame but I merely watched it for the redhead playing Bloodrayne in the first place
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      Shadow of Death Dec 30, 08
      Ditto XD

      Oh, and I liked that scene at the vampire's grotto, what with all the nudity XD
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        Shinobi_razor Jan 3, 09
        i want to rent it for the boobies, and isnt there a sex scene?
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          Shadow of Death Jan 4, 09
          One main sex scene (Obligatory main characters one), and one major erotic scene, the vampire grotto with several nude females XD
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    StarJet Dec 29, 08
    Are you sure that dear ol' Uwe Boll didn't make this site himself?
    Seriously, though, it's highly unlikely that if has fans, let alone a fansite. Oh, well. I guess there are some people who like him. *Shrugs*
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    Bale Fire Jan 3, 09
    If he didn't make it himself his mother did

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