But sliced bread has virtually no 1st Party support, no online functions what-so-ever and its only redeming quality is its ham compatibility!

But sliced bread is more advanced and doesn't break as easily. You see, if you stick a DS game into bread it plays fine whereas if you stick a DS into a toaster it breaks. Whilst bread has no online functions, it does retain the exclusive feature of wholemeal goodness, something which Nintendo has never had nor will they ever have.

It's simple logic

(I wonder how long it'll take before someone forcefully shuts us up)

I'll give you that bread is by far the greatest compliment to almost any meal, however the lack of an ability to run at even a single frame per second, along with its placing in the food pyramid, makes it a rather timid contender to the DS's great library and almost non-existant slow-down. However, bread uses crust, which most reviewers have placed as a 'love-hate' thing, the DS however, has no such problem.

And when it comes to retro-support the DS can play every single GBA game ever made, while sliced bread has difficulty becoming normal bread again without the right equipment.

Plus, bread gets moldy and require storage while the DS is highly portable and won't break unless you have an accident with it...

That's not true. I left a DS in the sun for too long and it started to grow a white mould on it. Whilst there is nothing to disprove this as bird defecation, there is nothing to disprove it as growing mould either, hence I'm right. And true enough Sliced Bread has no backwards compatibility it does have a VERY good range coming out this year, take for example the new crouton recipe. Some say they can't get any better then the originals, but they're just old people reliving the arcade days. I'm offended you even dare speak of the crust issue. Manufacturers solved this problem quite easily by giving knives to cut the crusts off. They gave the option. True, knives don't come with the bread and that leaves people who can't afford accessories to do it themselves and most likely mess the bread up, but there are vigorous talks about having knives come as standard.

Also, EXCUSE ME

Okay, let's look at the DS library shall we; Mario, Mario, Sonic, Mario. The only valid game it has is TWEWY and I only think that because a lot of other people do even though I know nothing about the game.
Whereas Sliced Bread has ham, cheese, baloney, pastrami, chicken... hell, if you want you can mix and match swan and peanut butter. Another thing Sliced Bread has, the ability to adapt. I tried hammering two games into my DS at once. It only made things worse

Finally I'd like to bring something to everyone's attention. Murray3's mother drank during pregnancy. A lot. Whilst this doesn't prove his points as wrong, it does prove that he as a human being is wrong, therefore Sliced Bread wins and nothing more can be said about it by him or any other DS liker, since your mothers are all alcoholics. Bread FTW!

(I'm guessing if we carry on like this, not long)

Yes, but on average, each Sliced bread fan only likes 1-5 of the possibities of their sandwhich, where-as a DS owners have a huge to offer for every genre, although it does lack in the FPS genre.

And looking at these Mario games, we got a couple of sports games, a party game, a 2D platformer, a 3D platformer, an RPG, a racer and a few cross-overs! Sliced bread: About 500 toppings and 300 condiments or sauces, and one optional olive on a toothpick.

But, when you look at technical things, sliced bread, while wholesome and nutritious, not to mention convenient for one's hands does not add much to the overall bread in general. You could say 'but what about the DS Lite? That's just the DS with more lights!' But that's what it was supposed to be, sliced bread just ended up being the more expensive alternate to your sandwhiches.

Also, I went to my friend's, who has sliced bread, I wanted mine a little thicker but his was too thin, I brought up before that you can't make it thicker, you'll say to use two slices, but I'm not a millionaire!

Tiger of Wu was conceived when a hobo sperm factory was hit by an egg truck... The eggs were for squirrels...

You know, we could make a blog about this, then post it here as a fanboy parody.

You had sliced bread? Sleeping with the enemy?

I grow weary of your lies. I need not prove anything to you. I am done, Sliced Bread wins, you just haven't enough braincells to conceive its glory. Let me just say this in reply to your arguments; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrjwaqZfjIY&feature=related

Good day