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Introducing Resident Evil 5's patent-pending Boob Relocator

February 01, 2009 in News comments 19

Who's to say if this was intentional or not, but it appears Resident Evil 5 has a rather...interesting camera feature. Watch this guy's face move for an explanation:



As you can see, not only will the Boob Locator re-center the camera on Sheva's cans, it will also circle her bazongas with a reticle and then, if you are still unclear as to the precise location of her funbags, it will reposition her knockers in better lighting so that you can always be 100 percent certain of where Sheva's sweater balloons are at all times.
chautemoc via kotaku.com »
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  • 3
    iLLmatic Feb 1, 09
    what...a *bleep*ing....loser
    • 0
      Slumpy monkey Feb 1, 09
      quote iLLmatic
      what...a *bleep*ing....loser
      What You don't like boobs?
      • 1
        iLLmatic Feb 1, 09
        If I was Chris Redfield, I guess I would be all over this, but I live in the real world where I locate my girlfriend's boobs, and her girlfriend's boobs.
        • 2
          chautemoc Feb 1, 09
          What an odd thing to say .
        • 0
          Slumpy monkey Feb 1, 09
          quote iLLmatic
          If I was Chris Redfield, I guess I would be all over this, but I live in the real world where I locate my girlfriend's boobs, and her girlfriend's boobs.
          Your girlfriends, girlfriend?

          So your a girl? and you feel your own breasts, while fondling your girlfriend's?

          .................... ZOMFG PICS PLOX!!!!!1
    • 0
      Hunskelper Feb 2, 09
      Agreed.

      How grimly predictable that this article's comments would go into the double figures.
  • 1
    Red 9 Feb 1, 09
    Somehow I doubt it's really a "boob locator". But whatever suits this guy.
  • 1
    iLLmatic Feb 1, 09
    No I'm not a girl. You didn't get it.
    • 0
      Slumpy monkey Feb 1, 09
      quote iLLmatic
      No I'm not a girl. You didn't get it.
      k......

      but PICS???
  • 0
    Ultima_Weapon Feb 1, 09
    Why are you lot taking this seriously! it's clearly a *bleep*ing joke.
    • 2
      iLLmatic Feb 2, 09
      I don't know about anyone else, but all I was saying is that dude ain't even a little bit funny.
      • 1
        Deadman Rules Feb 2, 09
        It looks like you called him a *bleep*ing loser though.
  • 1
    Phoenix Feb 1, 09
    That is probably the most single greatest game feature I've seen in a long while. Sometimes even I need to know where the boobs are.
  • 3
    Tiger of Wu Feb 2, 09
    People do realise it's just meant to be a normal partner locator in case you lose Shiva and this guy is mocking the fact that when it locates her it circles and focuses on her boobs, right?

    I know, I know, it's stupid to point it out. But there's a lot of srs in this article
    • 0
      HisServant77 Feb 2, 09
      Hahaha

      Yeah, I'm sure it's just a way for you to find your partner in the game. This guy just, like you said, mocks the fact of where the circle is (though I wonder why they didn't center her face. Can't be they did it to her middle part of her body, since the chest is a bit higher. Hey, who knows, maybe they did it purposely haha).

      But yeah, don't take it seriously everyone Unless . . . you get the manual and see that it actually says "boob locator" or "breast sight" or something crazy!
  • 0
    Storm Feb 2, 09
    Haha, pretty funny stuff. Wonder if Capcom did that purposely?
    • 1
      Tiger of Wu Feb 2, 09
      You know, your comment made me think; when playing as Sheva and it focusses on Chris, does it become the crotch locator
  • 0
    The Sleeping Dragon Feb 2, 09
    "And there you can see the boobs in action...and op, game over."
  • 0
    GTA_Fanatic Feb 2, 09
    Haha. They should install boob-relocators in every new game from now on. They should also add patches to old games to add boob locators.

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