Former Florida Attorney and resident gaming sideshow Jack Thompson has reached new heights of discourse. After word leaked that the Utah State Senate President was having the state's Attorney General look into prosecuting the dibarred attorney for harassment and a second legislator expressed his dismay over his countless emails, Jack Thompson has threatened to sue every state legislator in the Utah state congress.

It is in the opinion of this commentator that in the last month or so Jack Thompson has lost what miniscule amounts of sanity he had left. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if he started claiming that a tea-sipping minotaur told him that clouds were but flavorless cotton candy. His slip into total madness can be traced back to his attempt to more or less backdoor ban video games in Utah.

Jobless and desperate, Thompson moved to the most socially conservative state in the Union in a last ditch effort to strike at the heart of his mortal enemy, the Hitler Youth Strauss Zelnick. Thompson’s attempts to scare, manipulate and lie to the Utah Legislation ultimately failed when Utah Governor Jon Huntsman vetoed the Thompson bill.

As readers of may recall, Jack didn’t take this very well. But that wasn’t the end of it, by far.
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  • 1
    Qwowner May 26, 09
    And I was naive enough to think we'd seen the last of Thompson. Oh well.
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    VeGiTAX2 May 26, 09
    Saw this in my RSS and assumed it would be something more reasonable like "Jack Thompson Threatening Legal Action Against the Planet"

    How sad, I'm sure he'll reach that point soon enough though.
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    Play ISDF May 26, 09
    Stupid stupid Jack. He just never ever learns.
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    GTA_Fanatic May 27, 09
    Oh, Jack, when will you learn that you just can't win?

    quote Article
    As Thompson was having a similar bill gutted in Louisiana, the president of the Utah Senate, Michael Waddoups (R), asked the Utah Attorney General to look into prosecuting Thompson for spamming Government email with images depicting strippers giving Grand Theft Auto IV protagonist (and all around morally ambiguous guy) Niko Bellic a lap dance. Thompson, butthurt and completely batshit insane, responded by writing the FBI’s Salt Lake City offices to seek prosecution of Waddoups.

    For those of you who are new to this game, contacting federal authorities in a pitiful attempt to silence his critics is a classic Thompson move. It should be *bleep*ing trademarked.
    I lol'ed.
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    Bale Fire May 27, 09
    I'd say I was surprised, but that would be lying.

    Spamming people's Email's with pictures of videogame lapdances, claiming everyone in the state your trying to win is a porn addict and then suing the lot of them is not how you win people. Jack might actually get something accomplished if he wasn't such a jerk.

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