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Former Florida Attorney and resident gaming sideshow Jack Thompson has reached new heights of discourse. After word leaked that the Utah State Senate President was having the state's Attorney General look into prosecuting the dibarred attorney for harassment and a second legislator expressed his dismay over his countless emails, Jack Thompson has threatened to sue every state legislator in the Utah state congress.
It is in the opinion of this commentator that in the last month or so Jack Thompson has lost what miniscule amounts of sanity he had left. In fact, it wouldn’t surprise me if he started claiming that a tea-sipping minotaur told him that clouds were but flavorless cotton candy. His slip into total madness can be traced back to his attempt to more or less backdoor ban video games in Utah.
Jobless and desperate, Thompson moved to the most socially conservative state in the Union in a last ditch effort to strike at the heart of his mortal enemy, the Hitler Youth Strauss Zelnick. Thompson’s attempts to scare, manipulate and lie to the Utah Legislation ultimately failed when Utah Governor Jon Huntsman vetoed the Thompson bill.
As readers of may recall, Jack didn’t take this very well. But that wasn’t the end of it, by far.






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How sad, I'm sure he'll reach that point soon enough though.
I lol'ed.
Spamming people's Email's with pictures of videogame lapdances, claiming everyone in the state your trying to win is a porn addict and then suing the lot of them is not how you win people. Jack might actually get something accomplished if he wasn't such a jerk.
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