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Gargantuan Hazard Battle - a game in the works that is arguably the MAG of the 360. Announced by Epic, this beast will feature the newest version of the UE ( probably the one used in Gears of War 2 ) and will support 300 players online. Epic's Mark Rein claims that gamers will forget all about MAG after spending some time with this game.
Time will tell.
MAG (Massive Action Game), the PS3 exclusive promising amazing 256-player online battles, isn't on store shelves yet, but that hasn't stopped Microsoft from convincing Epic Games, the powerhouse developer behind the best-selling Gears of War franchise, to try to top it. And top it they may.
Gargantuan Hazard Battle is real. It's in the works, will use the latest iteration of the Unreal engine, and supports a whopping 300 players (which is 44 more than MAG) for online battles that will play out "like an action movie" according to Epic veep Mark Rein. What that means exactly we can't say since the title is still relatively early in development, but when pressed Rein took a shot across Sony's bow by remarking, "After spending some time with GHB, you'll forget all about MAG." Strong words, but Epic has been known to deliver.
More on this title as it becomes available.
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I think the comments have already established that this is a joke anyway.
EDIT: Oh, and "Gargantuan Hazard Battle"? I think I'm going to wait for confirmation from better sources before taking the name seriously.
Massive Action Game = Gargantuan Hazard Battle
256 players = 300 players
Super-fail. If this turns out to be true, I will forever despise Epic for being incredibly unoriginal. I will also be annoyed that it hasn't even been two weeks and Sony has already had one of their biggest titles topped.
But this looks too fake TBH. If this is fake, then the site owner is a loser for having to make fake stuff and then having to post it on other sites just to get hits.
Anyway, I doubt the existence of this game, mainly because GHB is a kind of drug and no company would willingly make the name like that.
If Epic were to make a game like this, they'd just make it the next Unreal Tournament.
"NO FREAKIN' WAY,MAN! We'll top that with 400 players!"
"Well we got 500 players in our game!"
"We have motion controls for up to 4 players locally!"-Nintendo
*everyone shoots nintendo*
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"(which is 44 more than MAG)" definitely sounds childish. One kid pulls out a toy at the park and the kid next to him says, "Oh yeah? I have 2 toys! Which is 1 more than you!" Not to mention, with numbers like 256 and 300, does 44 really make any difference besides a gloat factor?
...you people are taking this seriously? It's making fun of MAG's undeniably horrible title.
Im not even sold on MAG yet so...xD
Go look at the PC shooter catalog.
MAG is hardly Gods gift to originality.
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