Are you bad?! Yes / No, click one! that's right, Doki Doki Majo Shinpan! has opened up an English site for all you non Japanese reading bad bad people. Yes, this is the official site. The registrant company is SNKPLAYMORE CORPORATION.

At the moment the site isn't too impressive but it offers a little bit of information for us bad people who wish to touch young girls (and a boy) to make sure they aren't witches. This can only mean that a North American release of the game is planned. Keep a look out!

In this web site, might contain the contents which are not suitable for people who are wholesome. Ones not interested and ones not meet the question; please don’t thoughtlessly enter this site. No joking.
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  • 0
    Wolfwood Jun 9, 07
    I'm a bad, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD person. Anyone who visits this page is going straight to hell.

    Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
    • 0
      Xenctuary Jun 9, 07
      Don’t thoughtlessly enter this site. No joking.
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    Vermillion* Jun 9, 07
    I am confussed .

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    At the moment the site isn't too impressive but it offers a little bit of information for us bad people who wish to touch young girls (and a boy) to make sure they aren't witches.
    OK, what's this game/site about =/?
    • 3
      tekmosis Jun 9, 07
      Touching people trying to find out who's a witch and who isn't.
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        Xenctuary Jun 9, 07
        Quite literally too, thanks to the DS stylus.
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    Rinkydink* Jun 9, 07
    LOL? Looks very.. err.. nope, can't think of anything positive to say about it haha. I bet that it still sells reasonably well in Japan, but selling well elsewhere would be close to impossible..
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    bbb7002004 Jun 9, 07
    Well, with friend codes and all, Nintendo must think they sell games to lots of pedophiles, so I guess this has a big market.
  • 1
    Reenee Jun 9, 07
    You're all missing the point.

    This is one of those games that had a snowball's chance in hell to come over.

    And then a page IN ENGLISH of all things suddenly comes out of nowhere and shocks us all. This MEANS something. SNK might be thinking about bringing this over.

    (And by the way, one of the suspects is a boy. For your unisex pleasure...)
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    BANDITO ATTACK Jun 9, 07
    Exactly WHERE do you touch people?!
  • 1
    Mario_1 Jun 9, 07
    Nintendo DS's slogan:

    Touching is good.

    No one's going to Hell for this, BTW.

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