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Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 To Use SIXAXIS For Boob Jiggling

September 03, 2009 in News comments 39

From their Dead or Alive series to their TGS booth babes to their over-the-top breast physics in Fatal Frame IV, it's no secret that Tecmo like their characters to be scantily-clad and full of boob. So what have Tecmo come up with now? Well, they're going to allow players to use the PS3's SIXAXIS to create boob jiggle in Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2. What an...uh...interesting way of using the SIXAXIS.

Indeed.

Not only can Sony lovers enjoy Ryu Hayabusa's refined breakneck ninja combat and further preposterous adventures first seen on Xbox 360 last year, Sigma 2 will also feature, er, innovative SIXAXIS support that does, well, look, we'll just draw it for you...
Miss Razz via au.ps3.ign.com »
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  • 0
    chautemoc Sep 4, 09
    quote
    ”We can, proudly announce that Ninja Gaiden Sigma 2 will have Sixaxis compatibility,” our contact at TecmoKoei told us. “You waggle the pad, the girl’s tits bounce. Official.” We doubled checked, but yeah, this appears to be the situation. “You can quote me. I feel so dirty.”
    (via)

  • 1
    RabidChinaGirl Sep 4, 09
    ... I give up. I officially hate gamers and the devs who feed their crazy fetishes.

    That said, aren't these the people working on the new Metroid?
    • 0
      Miss Razz Sep 4, 09
      They sure are. They're also the people who said this...

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      "Every female character in our games is as attractive as possible, both inside and out", Hayashi said. "There has to be something attractive".

      "But as long as we provide that in the one place - the inside - that's what's important with this game".
      Clearly that only applies to Samus though.
      • 1
        RabidChinaGirl Sep 4, 09
        Oh Christ, someone kill me before Metroid M comes out.
        • 2
          Xeros the Slayer* Sep 4, 09
          I'd rather they put the sixaxis to use in controlling the direction blood shoots out of the bodies... I like NG for being a fan of the combat and gruesome kills. Taking time to make crap like this detracts from what could be added to that.

          "But as long as we provide that in the one place - the inside - that's what's important with this game"

          I wonder exactly how far your head must be up your own ass to state that walking tits with nonexistent personalities have more importance "on the inside."
        • 1
          dwg14390 Sep 4, 09
          Official. I'm not getting Metroid M. I respect Samus to much to see her turn into a whore for all the 11 year old fanboys that'll just use the wii-mote to "virtually interact" with her.
        • 1
          FinalFantasyFanaticc Sep 4, 09
          Rofl, knowing these guys Samus will hardly be wearing a suit, it'll be like an armoured bikini with a helmet and she'll be wielding massive tits.
        • 1
          RabidChinaGirl Sep 5, 09
          ... and despite her boob job, Samus will look underage, for the pedophiles in Japan.
  • 2
    Miss Razz Sep 4, 09
    I don't know whether to laugh or facepalm.

    Where's the dick jiggle feature
    • 0
      Slumpy monkey Sep 4, 09
      Its that dangly thing connected to your shoulder.
    • 1
      chautemoc Sep 4, 09
      There's a series lack of penis in the gaming industry. Even when there is penis, it's gay penis. To be a female gamer is to walk a lonely road.
    • 1
      Storm* Sep 4, 09
      May not be a feature, but there's a lot of penis jiggling in Bruno...good god that film is gay.
      • 0
        chautemoc Sep 4, 09
        I'm all about it but it's too much for me already, and I've only seen promo material. Bless that man, though.
        • 0
          Slumpy monkey Sep 4, 09
          There is about 2 minutes totally dedicated to a dick swinging around.
        • 1
          Tiger of Wu Sep 4, 09
          Ah the TV screen meat-spin. Unfortunately for me I was eating a hotdog at the time. It was traumatising.
        • 0
          Storm* Sep 4, 09
          It talks after the spinning, too.
    • 0
      Aussie Legend* Sep 4, 09
      You can get out your wii-mote and pretend if you want
  • 2
    Seeker X Sep 4, 09


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    ...dangly parts
    What's with the penis talk? This is an article solely dedicated to boobs.
  • 0
    Shadow of Death* Sep 4, 09
    ....Is this REALLY real? Seriously?

    Tecmo should just release a PSN game where random Tecmo girls just stand around with their breasts bouncing, they'll make a fortune.....
  • 0
    Red 9 Sep 4, 09
    It's kinda like jiggling that one girl's boobs on the communicator in MGS4 except this is advertised.
    • 1
      Xeros the Slayer* Sep 4, 09
      And all they had to do was take out dismemberment and tone down the blood to do it.

      Well, they didn't have to, they just thought that it was 'unnecessary' to the game.
      • 0
        chautemoc Sep 4, 09
        Pretty arrogant given it's not even their game.
        • 0
          Xeros the Slayer* Sep 4, 09
          To clarify, I was referring to Team Ninja and Sigma 2.
    • 0
      Bale Fire Sep 4, 09
      quote Red 9
      It's kinda like jiggling that one girl's boobs on the communicator in MGS4 except this is advertised.
      I was going to make some witty retort about MGS4 and Rose, but you stole my thunder

      quote Duality_18
      MGS4 did it first
      25 characters
      You too
  • 0
    Duality_18 Sep 4, 09
    MGS4 did it first
    25 characters
  • 1
    BANDITO ATTACK Sep 4, 09
    lol'd. best feature ever.
  • 0
    chautemoc Sep 4, 09
    Xeros, I know, but Team Ninja is no longer what it was -- a good portion of the team including its leader left last year. The previous Sigma, also, was not the creator Itagaki's, and he was pretty pissed about it...he seems more positive about this one, but I think this was before the toning down thing was known.
    • 1
      Xeros the Slayer* Sep 4, 09
      Then this makes sense, he probably took everyone that enjoyed the violence as well and all that's left are... well we can see the results

      Taking him away's like taking Kojima out of the Metal Gear series, sure they'll still do it and probably make money, but it won't and can't be the same thing.
      • 0
        chautemoc Sep 4, 09
        The new Metroid game seems genuinely promising, I just think it would be only appropriate for the team to change its name, as it's really a different entity now.
      • 2
        Seeker X Sep 5, 09
        That's a bit of an exaggeration in Sigma 2's case. So what if there's no excessive blood? "Not the same"? It's NG2 with additional features, bar the extra violence.
        • 0
          Xeros the Slayer* Sep 5, 09
          There's no blood, just magical waves that seem to follow the motions of the weapon with colors and shape pending on the character you're playing as.

          They said the blood and dismemberments were 'unnecessary' to a game centered around ninjas killing demons or other ninjas... but can put the time and energy into tilt-controlled boob jiggle. Yeeahhh....

          I'm gonna have to stick with saying the future games from Team Ninja won't be the same as they'd be under Itagaki.
        • 0
          Seeker X Sep 5, 09
          Personally, I'm not complaining, the online co-op against the lack of spilling gallons of blood? I think we can see which one outweighs the other. As for other future games, I'm not really gonna say much until I see them in action...and considering Itagaki's games usually featured women with unpractical, huge boobs this time they're just a little more..."interactive".
        • 0
          Xeros the Slayer* Sep 6, 09
          I'm talking about these two specific features of the game. I never brought up the multiplayer as something that's unneeded or unwanted. Multiplayer is always a great function for adding replayability and making a game worth more to the consumer.

          I'm saying why are they calling blood and gore in an over the top action game unnecessary and go and add player controlled boob jiggle? It's ridiculous, are these guys ten?

          "Oh no the bad man's arm getting cut off is scary... eheehee boobies."

          And this isn't Itagaki's game anymore, he quit Tecmo altogether and joined Microsoft.
        • 0
          Seeker X Sep 6, 09
          I know, I was just mentioning the fact that regardless if they think that it's unnecessary, it doesn't matter to me, they managed to keep up. That and yes, I know he retired, I was also talking about his past games and their fixation on huge breasts.
  • 0
    chautemoc Sep 6, 09
    Itagaki did not join Microsoft, he started his own studio (tenatively titled "Tokyo Vikings") with what he calls the best of Team Ninja. Don't make things up.
    • 1
      Xeros the Slayer* Sep 6, 09
      I heard he had joined Microsoft when Ninja Blade was made. And that he was working on, but apparently I was misinformed.
  • 0
    RaidenXS Sep 6, 09
    maybe this will offset the difficulty
  • 0
    Kepp123 Sep 6, 09
    Great distraction i guess.

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