The ESRB has publicized the much-loved Oregon Trail will be coming to DSiWare courtesy of GameLoft.

The game will be a remake; expect lots of dirty jokes and to be educated about pioneer life.

Here’s how the ESRB describes it.

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In this strategy game, players assume the role of a wagon leader on a side-view journey of the historic migration route used by settlers, farmers, ranchers—Americans. Inspired by the real-life Oregon Trail, the game allows players to make strategic decisions to ensure the safety of their party (in most cases, a family) along a sometimes perilous path.

Bears may attack, snakes can bite, robbers will loot, and diseases do come ("You have died of . . ."), but the hardened traveler is expected to overcome these unfavorable events to reach the promised Pacific Northwest. If disease or injury is left untreated, family members will fall to the ground and die, leaving headstone icons in their wake. The game is also punctuated by task-based mini-games (e.g., berry picking, gold panning, rafting, fishing), which can include the hunting of animals. These depictions are minimal—squirrels and rabbits that are shot will turn into icons of meat—and consistent with the game’s overall cartoon-like graphics, a feature that mitigates the starker aspects of the game (e.g., dying of cholera, typhoid . . . of dysentery).

Along the way, players may encounter a Native American who offers to heal a child’s illness by blowing smoke from a peace pipe into the face of the afflicted. The depiction is not gratuitous, but then, secondhand smoke was probably less the issue circa 1848. Dialogue leaves a trail, and may contain references to bathroom humor (e.g., "I poo’d my pants" and "Dung Da Dung-Dung Dung! Buffalo chips are a great source of fuel.").
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    King_X2 Oct 1, 09
    Aw man this is too good for the Dsi. It's going to make it implode from the amount of awesome that radiates within.

    The original will always stay in a special closet in my heart, but this is no doubt a great idea.
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    kik36 Oct 1, 09
    Oh man....I don't want to buy a damn DSi just to play the most awesome game in the world!!! The memories of this game are rampant in my mind! Good times, good times!

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