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At a recent Russian Counter Strike tournament, the promoter thought it would be fun to throw in a little 'distraction' to put the players off winning.
Strippers!
But not even half-naked strippers grinding against each other could distract these gamers. That's some dedication.
Maybe it was some kind of a promotion action, because all the girls had “Ctrl Alt Del” written on their panties. Who knows? A few rounds passed but the guys played it cool and hung loose. Then the girls got tired of dancing on the tables, trying to carry away the desperate gamers, and decided to take up the heavies: the bras went off!
But still, it was impossible to put an attention of those hopeless men off. The game was drawing to a close and the ladies were sweating as much as they could, but the eyes of the tough players were nailed to the screens tight.
News story attached to:
- Counter-Strike [Xbox, PC]
Additional sources:
- via kotaku.com
- via destructoid.com
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Most recently commented on by on Nov 8, 2009
Most recently commented on by on Nov 8, 2009
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plus, all those chicks are fugly and likely have 8000 STDs.
About the STDs though....Well, they're strippers, not prostitutes (one would think anyhow).
Like they'd actually take any of these guys home, well, I think it'd be unlikely, but who knows?
so if the guys had money, then sure they would take them home.
I think the right choice is obvious here.
And why blow my hard earned cash for a women to dance in front of me? bars are cheaper and get you much further.
and he doesnt even look fazed, its prob the most action hes gotten
...oh wait, no I wouldn't have.
Damn butterface chicks
Oh.
Right. Umm. . .
"Lol, whatcha mean particularly biased. No way!"
'sides, they looked like freakin' crack whores.
Sorry...but its true.
But what about video games with tits?
you can't make fun of guy playing seriously in a serious setting. they're just lucky none of them rage'd about it. usually when you intentionally bother someone while he's playing a serious game, you're going to piss him off.. and this is a damn tournament.
"Excuse me, would you kind ladies touch each other in another table, please?"
Choose your response.
Perhaps they are as I am: not a hormonal pubescent teenager hyped up on libido injections and couldn't care less if some . . . person decides to bare it all for the public viewing,
or they could be as Tiger said
or they could be as Bandito said.
I say it was probably a combination of all three.
(OR . . . they did so for fear of their lives knowing that if their girlfriends found them oogling strippers---made worse by finding out through the gaming news media---they'd end up dead.
(Test number 2, if Subject 1 reacts to this we can conclude that he speaks the truth; if he doesn't it would be non-conclusive evidence but evidence nonetheless that the original hypothesis could be factual, pending further research).
I need mystery, anyway..
We can both be . . . biased buddies!
Lol, Okay, I think my sleep deprivation has made my comments a bit . . . insane the last few days. I'll try to stop now!
Money>Herpes
Strippers do nothing for me, there's no chance of any action, they show nothing porn or hell even real life hasn't shown me before, and what's more there's a comp to win.
So there
YOUR THINKING OF PROSTITUTES!!
PROSTITUTES DAMMIT!!
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