It seems like others are always trying to one-up the ironic, video game related crimes. Reported in this morning, a teenager was apprehended under charges of stabbing his own father over a video game dispute…in Italy…and the teen’s name was Mario. *sigh*

Granted “Mario” is definitely a more common name in Italy, but I guess ironic gaming stories tickle my dark, shriveled humor.
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    legendary one Jan 25, 10
    Ok.
    That is pretty sad. There was a boy I forgot where but heard it on the news that tried to hire a hitman to kill one of his parents for taking his PS3.
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    jow24 Jan 25, 10
    Wow....that's seriously stupid. Over a VIDEO GAME! That is ironic.
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      Hideo1 Jan 25, 10
      ... in what way is it ironic?
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        Ammy and Issun Jan 25, 10
        It is ironic because the parents bought him Fifa because he was playing too many violent games.
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          Hideo1 Jan 26, 10
          Firstly, where does it say that? It just says he stabbed his Dad over an argument over his dirty tactics.

          Secondly, that still wouldn't be irony. If they did it specifically to make him less violent as a whole, as opposed to just playing less violent video games so as not to tamper with his mind for his future life, then it would be ironic. But it isn't. And it never was because they didn't buy him the game to make him stop playing violent video-games.

          Stop using irony wrongly people. Oh, and stop calling football soccer. What we play is football because it involves feet and a ball. Your rugby rip off is handegg.
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          Ammy and Issun Jan 26, 10
          quote End of the article
          “...we bought him FIFA 2009 because we didn't want him playing violent games"
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          Hideo1 Jan 26, 10
          Ah, fair enough.

          Doesn't change the fact it isn't ironic though, since it DID make him play less violent video-games, neck stabbing an' all.
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          Big A2 Jan 30, 10
          Maybe it wouldn't have happened if they got him FIFA 2010.

          *runs*
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    Chais Jan 25, 10
    Mama Mia! How am I supposed to stomp Goombas when my papa makes me play football?
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    Seproth Jan 26, 10
    You know this is disappointing and looks bad for gamers.

    I can't help but feel disappointed that he didn't attempt to jump on his dad's head though.
    • 0
      Hideo1 Jan 26, 10
      We can only hope they implement the neck-stab move into NSMBWii2
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        legendary one Jan 26, 10
        I wish they would make a Splinter Cell / Mario crossover.
        Mario as Sam Fisher. I am sure they would add that move to it.
        • 0
          Hideo1 Jan 26, 10
          Just imagine a stealth game where the main power-up makes you bigger and more noticeable
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          Ameer Jan 26, 10
          Wouldn't it then cease to be a power-up?
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          Hideo1 Jan 26, 10
          ... that was kind of the point XD
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    Dark Arcanine Jan 26, 10
    Sad little kid. Had he been mine, I would've drop kicked the bugger. Kids like that should just be locked away and the key chucked, they clearly can't function properly within society.
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      Hideo1 Jan 26, 10
      No, if that was your kid he would have killed you long ago.

      And it's the parents who should be locked up; kids like him clearly didn't have a stable upbringing and a lot of issues because of it. If he wasn't taught common Humanity as a kid then it's not as if he could have changed it.
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        Dark Arcanine Jan 30, 10
        I'm sick of people using reasoning like that. People are individuals, life is what they make of it.
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          Hideo1 Jan 30, 10
          Bullshit. Do you not understand ANYTHING about the Human mind?

          A child's mind is a sponge. If you raise a kid to believe that, random example, every person with blonde hair was secretly an alien who should be avoided a kid will believe it, because they don't know any better and soak up the information they're given.

          Is it the child's fault people taught him that? No.

          If you constantly neglect a child and give him the type of upbringing that leads to these types of anger issues than the parents have only themselves to blame when he ends up attacking them. It's common-*bleep*ing-sense.

          Am I saying the son is completely blameless? No. That would be stupid. But to act like he's some kind of monster and that it's his fault he wasn't given parents with any parenting skills is even more damn stupid, not to mention ridiculously closed-minded.
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          Dark Arcanine Feb 1, 10
          Clearly you're talking about average people, I'm talking about people who are intelligent.
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          Hideo1 Feb 1, 10
          So that doesn't include you then? What a *bleep*ing stupid remark to make.
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      legendary one Jan 27, 10
      The kid just needs some help.

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