Postal developers Running With Scissors have come up with an...er...interesting gift to give your partner on Valentine's Day. They are selling scrotum plush toys!

Originally intended as an inside-joke for Postal 2, "Krotchy" was created "as a spoof of seasonal 'must have' toys like Tickle Me Elmo." But he never made it into the game.

Indeed.

Who needs an actual game to generate buzz? Certainly not Postal developers Running With Scissors, celebrating Valentine's Day with an adorable plush scrotum named Krotchy.

Every once in a while we half-heartedly wonder when Postal III is going to come out. We haven't seen much of the game, and Running With Scissors is supposed to have it out sometime this year. After a bit of wondering, we go back to doing whatever more productive thing we were doing before that, forgetting all about the game, until they send us a press release like this.

I can guarantee you that there is almost no situation in which this would be a good Valentine's Day gift. I say almost, because hey, I've seen stranger things than a man or woman that really enjoys getting 8 inch tall plush ball sacks as testaments of love.

Miss Razz via kotaku.com »