Prepare yourselves for an explosive entrée with Mercenaries 2 gameplay swiftly followed by musical mayhem in Rock Band.

When the amps have quit screaming, you can then tuck into a main course of TimeShift, a presentation demo of Assassin’s Creed, and a meaty portion of Unreal Tournament 3.

If you’ve room left for more once that little lot has been digested, then feel free to order from the dessert menu, which consists of: Halo Wars, Beautiful Katamari, Stranglehold, Too Human, Guitar Hero III, and Spider-Man Friend or Foe.

What more do you need? Nothing, that’s what – except perhaps a bucket to vomit into. Enjoy.