Team Fortress 2 players are chomping at the bit to obtain one of the 100 Golden Wrenches, released in tandem with the Engineer update. Little did we all know, this little gilded wrench was to be the end of all of us.

Every single person playing Team Fortress 2 knows the stakes—Valve issued the challenge, and despite the legendary Golden Wrenches being but a cosmetic gift, players worldwide are frothing at the mouth to land their own piece of gold. What most players fail to see, however, are the inherent problems that such a situation creates. When all the chips are on the table, the only one left smiling is Valve. This little gilded tool will be the end of all of us. The Golden Wrenches bring a curse.

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