It's been 22 long, arduous days since some hackers felt the need to inconvenience the world and be a general pain the posterior. Due to which, Sony was forced to disable all PSN services; leaving the world to play multiplayer games like they did in 90's.... in person and on the same couch.
If you fire up your dusty PS3 right now you will be greeted with a system update containing firmware 3.61. Once installed, you will be instantly required to change both your PSN and Qriocity passwords. This ensures that the information the hackers stole will no be valid. As stated before, not all the features of the PSN will be restored, but some major ones will be.