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Enemies & Allies of All Gamers

Silver Mirror | August 11, 2007 | News | PC Playstation 3 
There really is a war going on in the videogames industry, no not the console wars, rather than being about a specific console this war is for the future of vidoegaming itself. On the side of Satan you have Jack Thompson, Atari and Roger Ebert. On the side of all that is good and justly you have Drew Carey, George Lucas and Japan. There are only two sides in this war which will you choose?
THE ENEMIES:
Jack Thompson
*bleep* Jack Thompson. You all know who he is: that ambulance chaser that makes a habit of suing video game companies when someone's kid shoots their arm off with an AK-47.

THE ALLIES:
Drew Carey
Drew has a long history with gaming in public. Back when there was only one version of the Sims, Carey featued the game on his show, changing over all the characters on screen into real-life Sims, complete with talk bubbles and blah blah blah speak.
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    Play ISDF | August 11, 2007
    That is a bloody great article. It made me laugh. Remember people, whenever you think, see, e-mail, talk, or otherwise do anything Thompson related, remember that Jack Thompson is actually made entirely of used condoms, duct tape, and the feet of pigeons that have that *bleep*ed up foot deformity thing where there's no toes, only gross, scaly red nubbin.
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    TurMoiL911 | August 11, 2007
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    Undoubtedly the single greatest figure in the game universe, Miyamoto-san is the Pope of video gaming. Of course, unlike the real pope, Miyamoto-san isn't a Nazi.


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    God love Japan![
    Quoted for truth !!! *bleep* Jack Thompson !!!
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    Final Blade | August 11, 2007
    Your kidding me right, which side to choose. Of course im choosing the side that isn't Jack Thompson and i think everyone will agree with that.
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      JJBDude | August 12, 2007
      Probably the first time and the last I'm going to agree with you anything game related haha. But yeah your right, I don't think I could ever side with Jack Thompson

      And Drew Carey liking The Sims? Never knew that one!
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    nflsmc | August 11, 2007
    I think everyone could guess that Wacko Jacko was gonna be on the list.

    But Drew Carey? Just because he likes the Sims?
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    Storm | August 11, 2007
    Well, he's famous, guess that's why they went with Drew Carey. I still can't believe that Ebert is so thick-headed that he can't see games as a form of art.
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    sten mk II | August 11, 2007
    George Lucas owns, not only did he create the best Movie Series ever, but he makes great games as well (star wars, Mercenares ETC.)

    He owns.
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      Final Blade | August 12, 2007
      I wouldn't call his movies the best ever, they were awesome no doubt, but not the best. I could name a few that has a potential to be better.
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    AdamHill | August 12, 2007
    Well, some of this list was a gimee (Jack Thompson, Shigeru Miyamoto), but some were just really off-the-wall (Drew Carey, Robin Williams). But personally, I'm amazed that Rockstar Games wasn't on the Allies list.
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    Riku31069 | August 12, 2007
    Lol! This article is soo funny. Especially the picture of Atari. But, I'm shocked to see EA Games fire all of their artists after some time.
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    Theory of Chaos | August 13, 2007
    They forgot to mention how Robin Williams named his daughter after a video game character. It takes severe passion for games to name your kid Zelda. Everything in this article I agree with.

    Oh, and *bleep* Jack Thompson.
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    Capn Droid | August 13, 2007
    Zelda Williams. That's a name.

    Oh, and bleep both Thompson and Ebert. Never heard from Joseph before, but I can count he's bad, too.
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    Harvestmoon boy123 | August 14, 2007
    Oh, and bleep both Thompson and Ebert. Never heard from Joseph before, but I can count he's bad, too.
    good one
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    tidus04 | August 17, 2007
    Jack Thompson can go *bleep* himself big time, including all the people that agree with him.

    But enough of that, I am again Jack if you handt of told.. Great artical btw, made me laught quite a bit xD

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