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Enemies & Allies of All Gamers

August 11, 2007 in News comments 14

There really is a war going on in the videogames industry, no not the console wars, rather than being about a specific console this war is for the future of vidoegaming itself. On the side of Satan you have Jack Thompson, Atari and Roger Ebert. On the side of all that is good and justly you have Drew Carey, George Lucas and Japan. There are only two sides in this war which will you choose?

THE ENEMIES:
Jack Thompson
*bleep* Jack Thompson. You all know who he is: that ambulance chaser that makes a habit of suing video game companies when someone's kid shoots their arm off with an AK-47.

THE ALLIES:
Drew Carey
Drew has a long history with gaming in public. Back when there was only one version of the Sims, Carey featued the game on his show, changing over all the characters on screen into real-life Sims, complete with talk bubbles and blah blah blah speak.
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  • 1
    Play ISDF Aug 11, 07
    That is a bloody great article. It made me laugh. Remember people, whenever you think, see, e-mail, talk, or otherwise do anything Thompson related, remember that Jack Thompson is actually made entirely of used condoms, duct tape, and the feet of pigeons that have that *bleep*ed up foot deformity thing where there's no toes, only gross, scaly red nubbin.
  • 0
    TurMoiL911 Aug 11, 07
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    Undoubtedly the single greatest figure in the game universe, Miyamoto-san is the Pope of video gaming. Of course, unlike the real pope, Miyamoto-san isn't a Nazi.


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    God love Japan![
    Quoted for truth !!! *bleep* Jack Thompson !!!
  • 0
    Final Blade Aug 11, 07
    Your kidding me right, which side to choose. Of course im choosing the side that isn't Jack Thompson and i think everyone will agree with that.
    • 0
      JJBDude Aug 13, 07
      Probably the first time and the last I'm going to agree with you anything game related haha. But yeah your right, I don't think I could ever side with Jack Thompson

      And Drew Carey liking The Sims? Never knew that one!
  • 0
    nflsmc Aug 11, 07
    I think everyone could guess that Wacko Jacko was gonna be on the list.

    But Drew Carey? Just because he likes the Sims?
  • 0
    Storm* Aug 11, 07
    Well, he's famous, guess that's why they went with Drew Carey. I still can't believe that Ebert is so thick-headed that he can't see games as a form of art.
  • 0
    sten mk II Aug 11, 07
    George Lucas owns, not only did he create the best Movie Series ever, but he makes great games as well (star wars, Mercenares ETC.)

    He owns.
    • -1
      Final Blade Aug 12, 07
      I wouldn't call his movies the best ever, they were awesome no doubt, but not the best. I could name a few that has a potential to be better.
  • 0
    AdamHill Aug 12, 07
    Well, some of this list was a gimee (Jack Thompson, Shigeru Miyamoto), but some were just really off-the-wall (Drew Carey, Robin Williams). But personally, I'm amazed that Rockstar Games wasn't on the Allies list.
  • 0
    Riku31069 Aug 12, 07
    Lol! This article is soo funny. Especially the picture of Atari. But, I'm shocked to see EA Games fire all of their artists after some time.
  • 0
    Theory of Chaos Aug 13, 07
    They forgot to mention how Robin Williams named his daughter after a video game character. It takes severe passion for games to name your kid Zelda. Everything in this article I agree with.

    Oh, and *bleep* Jack Thompson.
  • 0
    Capn Droid Aug 13, 07
    Zelda Williams. That's a name.

    Oh, and bleep both Thompson and Ebert. Never heard from Joseph before, but I can count he's bad, too.
  • 0
    Harvestmoon boy123 Aug 14, 07
    Oh, and bleep both Thompson and Ebert. Never heard from Joseph before, but I can count he's bad, too.
    good one
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    tidus04 Aug 17, 07
    Jack Thompson can go *bleep* himself big time, including all the people that agree with him.

    But enough of that, I am again Jack if you handt of told.. Great artical btw, made me laught quite a bit xD

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