The U.S. Department of Electronic Entertainment reveals a shocking attack on a major retailer that resulted in thousands of innocent civilians being forced to watch one of Joel Schumacher's Batman films.

I regret to inform you that the Nation’s electronic security has been compromised. Last week Gamestop announced that every copy of Batman Arkham City they sell would come with a free copy of the movie Batman Returns. Gamestop has depicted this as a bonus to increase sales, claiming that Batman fans would be more likely to purchase the game if it came with a streaming copy of Joel Schumacher’s 1995 film

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