The following U.S. Department of Electronic Entertainment Briefing has been declassified as per the Freedom Of Information Act, and can be legally viewed by all resident os the United States:

This comes as a surprise as the Iranians were depicted as villains in Battlefield 3. No doubt the plot of the game was a cunning ruse to hide EA’s sympathies towards Iran’s brutally oppressive government.

We were all duped, and have no one to blame but ourselves.

As most of you are aware, Electronic Arts maintains a squad of quirky misfits who specialize in a lethal brand of “Digital Rights Management”.

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