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5 Places Where Halo 3 Sucks!

October 07, 2007 in News comments 17

A game which scored high reviews does not mean it's perfect nor does it mean it's the best game in it's genre. Here are 5 places where Halo 3 does suck in.

1. The graphics are nothing to brag about
2. Halo 3 enemies are just too lame, sometimes childish
3. The AI is on par with a *bleep*ed lab rat
4. Story is no better than any other videogame
5. You’re owned by kids in multiplayer

As a new weekly feature, I’ll give you five places where some of the big and highly anticipated games suck. Yes, suck. But don’t take it too seriously, as we’d feel horrible if you start crying because we just bashed your favorite game. No really, don’t take it too seriously.
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    ali3n Oct 7, 07
    The 5th reason is just idiotic. "I suck at the game therefore the game must suck!!!"
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    W00tbeer1 Oct 7, 07
    Well #5 is really stupid, the graphics are nothing to brag about, which is true, I heard the story was really easy, so the storyline is as good as any other games which is true. All the others are true also. Good post.
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    Lizzo Oct 7, 07
    This list sounds like it was made by a 13 year old.

    "You're owned by kids in multiplayer".

    Right. That's the games fault. Dumbass.
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    Bale Fire Oct 7, 07
    Number 5 is stupid, I don't see much justification in number 3 either but the others are true
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    Raziel_326 Oct 7, 07
    The only ones I really agree with are 1 and 3, the rest are just pathetic. Though I'm not exactly a fan of Halo's storyline, that was rather a pathetic reason to hate the storyline.
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    TurMoiL911* Oct 7, 07
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    1. The graphics are nothing to brag about
    They're better than Halo 2's graphics. *Waits for post with comparison of two games* Besides, a game could look like shit and still be good.

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    2. Halo 3 enemies are just too lame, sometimes childish
    How are the Flood "childish" ? The last time I checked, watching a human being mutate into a being with tentacles and no arms wasn't something I would call "of, like, or befitting a child".

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    3. The AI is on par with a *bleep*ed lab rat
    Only sensible thing I can agree with. But the A.I. for the enemies have never froze it the middle of combat before.

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    4: Story is no better than any other videogame

    In Halo (1+2+3), you play the hero who is set to save the world from evil invading aliens…
    Way to over-simplify the plot there, buddy. Never mind the introduction of the Flood half-way through Halo 1, the civil war in Halo 2, and the Ark parts in Halo 3.

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    5: You’re owned by kids in multiplayer
    Wait, so just because you suck at the game and can't beat a ten-year-old, the entire game must be bad ? Wow.
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    Kazooieman Oct 8, 07
    This is probobly my favourite article on Gamegrep =D! (Not just because that i hate Halo 3) The only thing i see wrong with this article is No#02, No#4!

    Almost everybody i know from Highschool has Halo 3 now and they play it 24/7 so it's no surprise that a 13 year old kid and beat 22 year old...
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    Incidnia Oct 8, 07
    The graphics are great and the lighing effects knock the shit out of any other game I've seen.


    And hell yeah, I played Halo 2 today and the graphics are a helluva lot sharper and much nicer to look at.
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      Guticb Oct 8, 07
      You must not have ever seen Crysis then.
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        Tenken Oct 8, 07
        I'm gonna laugh when that game turns out to be NOTHING but graphics with no substance.
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    Big Willie Oct 8, 07
    When I read the title, I was thinking a map rundown. Those are reasons not places....
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    tekmosis Oct 8, 07
    That was a very very poorly written article by digitalbattle. Yes, #5 is not a proper reason. And the title doesn't make sense? like WIllie, I was thinking something like maps or actual countries where Halo 3 wasn't so popular.
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    bbb7002004* Oct 8, 07
    Come on folks, this is more of a joke article than an actual critique. That is why they are making it a weekly feature.
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    Big Willie Oct 8, 07
    Joke or not, places =\= reasons. I'm all for humor, but I like a healthy dose of intelligence with mine...
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    Oogity_Boogity_Boo Oct 8, 07
    I completely agree with Big Willie on that. Using the wrong words so that it sounds stupid and doesn't make sense doesn't make it funny.
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    Storm* Oct 8, 07
    Haha, I found Halo's story to be one of it's strong points, but that's just me. Some of the reasons are ridiculous, but meh, to each his own.
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    Sort Oct 10, 07
    These types of articles should be thrown out in the first place.

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