The Assassin's Creed games producer Jade Raymond has been featured by one of Somethingawful.com forums registered members in a pornographic comic.

Ubisoft has now contacted the webmaster of this site threatening to sue him if he does not comply with the orders that Ubisoft have sent. They are to remove the image before 16th November.

Ubisoft wants to sue him because it has the Assassin's Creed mark also in the comic that features Jade Raymond's nude pictures. So something in that comic is trademarked by Ubisoft and failure for the webmaster to remove the image from the site's database will result in further action.

The webmasters response is quoted below, make sure you have a read and doesn't look like he's taking this situation seriously.

The image has now been deleted in numerous places, so it's difficult to find, but you can PM me if you would like to see it.

I dont know what they're talking about here but it probably relates to you guys and even if it doesn't it's still your fault and I'm furious here and I'll never forgive you in a thousand years or in a million years or a thousand million years ever, I'm shutting this forum down and replacing it with a Neopets trainer guide.

Basically Ubisoft is threatening to sue me because somebody here posted an offsite link to a comic somebody else drew, and the comic featured a cartoon version of somebody sucking many dicks. I don't know where this image is located, I do not know who drew it, and the only vague connection to this site is because somebody posted a link to it on these forums. My reply to them, addressing their completely legitimate and wonderful lawsuit threat.

Please let it be known that hereforth I have read the express mail and email sent thereforth by Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP, and furthermore a declaration shall be expressed on the part of Internet User Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka that thatforth herethrough I have conducted rigorous tests implemented through a vigorous barrage of legal studies, and furthermore hitherthrough these rigorous tests have therefore proven Famous Lawyer David Anderson of the Famous Lawyer Law Business of Nixon Peabody LLP shall be recognized as a man of the fag persuasion.

Pursuant to the United Dairy Council

Rich “Lowtax” Kyanka
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    Reenee Nov 17, 07
    Oh your freaking deity-of-choice.

    Erroneous-Erroneous-Erroneous!

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    The Assassin's Creed games producer Jade Raymond has been featured by one of Somethingawful.com forums registered members in a pornographic comic.
    Wrong. Members HOSTED or LINKED TO the image. The artist is none other than the author of Chugworth Academy.

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    Ubisoft has now contacted the webmaster of this site threatening to sue him if he does not comply with the orders that Ubisoft have sent. They are to remove the image before 16th November.
    You can't stop the internet from doing that.

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    Ubisoft wants to sue him because it has the Assassin's Creed mark also in the comic that features Jade Raymond's nude pictures.
    There is no nudity. The only explicitness is showing Raymond giving a blowjob to the stereotypical weak-ass gamer nerd. Raymond is in a bikini and you don't see any penises (but it's explicit in that it's on the brink of showing them...oh, and bukkake too).

    The comic is satire and protected under parody. Ubisoft is stupid.
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      DEZVOUS Nov 17, 07
      Seems like you know a lot about fake pornography.
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      Final Blade Nov 18, 07
      That doesn't sound fake at all just censored.
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    ali3n Nov 17, 07
    Didn't one of the members actually send the picture to Jade? I saw someone post on the site saying that he was going to send the picture to her.
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    Sayyed Nov 17, 07
    Well she is pretty damn hot, I wouldn't mind banging her myself.
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      Final Blade Nov 18, 07
      I second that Linkin, seriously She should be happy, everyone gets to see her in action. Oh and Itani how do you have the Picture anyway.
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    TurMoiL911 Nov 17, 07
    ... Yeah ... I don't want to sound like a complete pervert about this right now, but ... does anyone know where I can find said pornographic comic ?
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    ITANI Nov 17, 07
    As stated in the article you must PM if you want me to supply it to you.
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    Shadow of Death Nov 17, 07
    I found it on an early post on the third page of the comic related topic in the somethingawful forums >_>

    It was kinda funny, but I imagine in hurt Jade's feelings >_>

    But it doesn't really warrant legal action >_>
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    Subzer0 Nov 17, 07
    People make a big deal about her. She isn't even that attractive imo.
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    Dance Floor Killah Nov 17, 07
    Well, it's really no surprise that some guys really don't care about how Jade might have felt, like tallteen86 said. I don't think she wants to be modeled in that way. More like the mind behind AC.
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      Subtle Demise Nov 18, 07
      Next time someone hurts my feelings, I'm suing them!
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    Woudo Nov 18, 07
    Hell, i'd tap that as well.
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    Seproth Nov 18, 07
    I can see how she'd be unhappy, but taking legal action is ridiculous. She's in the public eye right now. These things come with that.
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    cam94509 Nov 24, 07
    I thought parody was fair use!

    Maybe this crosses the line though.

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