Crysis 3 had all the ingredients that make a great game...but somewhere along the way the recipe must have put the wrong temperature or something because things went wrong.
You've made the reservations. You've both dressed up: business casual, let's call it, with a modicum of hair-styling, makeup, and your second-fanciest pairs of shoes. The menu is beyond enticing, never mind that it's presented in a leather folder, bound with gilded rope. The chandeliers sparkle, seeming to sway gently overhead, as a band plays exactly the right music at exactly the right volume.