Crysis 3 had all the ingredients that make a great game...but somewhere along the way the recipe must have put the wrong temperature or something because things went wrong.

You've made the reservations. You've both dressed up: business casual, let's call it, with a modicum of hair-styling, makeup, and your second-fanciest pairs of shoes. The menu is beyond enticing, never mind that it's presented in a leather folder, bound with gilded rope. The chandeliers sparkle, seeming to sway gently overhead, as a band plays exactly the right music at exactly the right volume.
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    BSmith Feb 27, 13
    "Crysis 3 is like a bad date at an extremely fancy restaurant" Perfect. That's it. Nothing else needs be said

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