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Naked girls and body paint hawk videogames

December 17, 2007 in News comments 6

Ahh, the wonders of the Spike TV VGAs, chided as much as praised, there's nothing like buoying credibility with a smattering of naked girls hawking videogames while wearing nothing but fake smiles.

Take a liberal dollop of shameless sexism and pop it in a blender with half a pound of evil media marketing genius and one whole tasteless videogame award show. Place in the YouTube oven for maximum heat and, when attention has risen, sprinkle in 6 naked models, a few gallons of body paint, some high-profile videogames looking for cheap exposure… and what appears to be a male Madden fan in drag.
mistermostyn via gaming.monstersandcritics.com »
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  • -2
    Final Blade Dec 17, 07
    It must be a pain in the ass to get the paint off your body.
  • 0
    Shadow of Death Dec 17, 07
    I caught a little of the Spike VGA awards, and I'm pretty sure they wear at least a bikini bottom....Dunno what they do about nipples (perhaps just paint over them, or smooth them down with some cover or something, I dunno)...
    • 0
      kik36 Dec 17, 07
      They were wearing thongs, and there were patches over the nipples. They were the only good thing about the show other than the trailers. LOL
  • 0
    Remino52 Dec 17, 07
    Holy that must be madness.
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    Dine_Agoti Dec 17, 07
    I wish I could say sex doesn't sell, but...
  • -2
    Final Blade Dec 18, 07
    I think i found a new turn on for me

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