Naked girls and body paint hawk videogames

mistermostyn | December 17, 2007 | News | PC Playstation 3

Ahh, the wonders of the Spike TV VGAs, chided as much as praised, there's nothing like buoying credibility with a smattering of naked girls hawking videogames while wearing nothing but fake smiles.

Take a liberal dollop of shameless sexism and pop it in a blender with half a pound of evil media marketing genius and one whole tasteless videogame award show. Place in the YouTube oven for maximum heat and, when attention has risen, sprinkle in 6 naked models, a few gallons of body paint, some high-profile videogames looking for cheap exposure and what appears to be a male Madden fan in drag.

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Madden NFL 08 [Xbox, PC, GC, XBOX360, Wii, PSP, PS3, PS2, DS]
Skate [XBOX360, PS3]
The Simpsons Game [DS, Wii, XBOX360, PSP, PS3, PS2]

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Final Blade | December 17, 2007

It must be a pain in the ass to get the paint off your body.
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tallteen86 | December 17, 2007

I caught a little of the Spike VGA awards, and I'm pretty sure they wear at least a bikini bottom....Dunno what they do about nipples (perhaps just paint over them, or smooth them down with some cover or something, I dunno)...
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  kik36 | December 17, 2007
  
  They were wearing thongs, and there were patches over the nipples. They were the only good thing about the show other than the trailers. LOL
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Remino52 | December 17, 2007

Holy that must be madness.
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Dine_Agoti | December 17, 2007

I wish I could say sex doesn't sell, but...
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Final Blade | December 18, 2007

I think i found a new turn on for me