It's official: Uwe Boll is a jerk.

In a recent interview on Red Eye, Uwe Boll has set the record straight as to why his movies don't do well in the box-office: He doesn't think it's his fault, games just have no story.

He even struck out at internet critics who don't like his movies, claiming that they "don't have a life" and "sit at their Mummy's table every lunch".
No Uwe, it's not the critics fault your movies suck, nor is it the game's fault. Guess who's fault it really is?

In a recent interview broadcast on Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld, by Fox News, Uwe Boll was asked how he dealt with gamers who complain about his (absolute shite excuse for) movies. His answer?

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“A lot of video games have no story. I did the movie House of the Dead and got bashed and I said, what were you expecting, Schindler’s List? I showed zombies chasing people and this is basically what the movie delivers.

“I don’t know what they were expecting if you make a movie based on an ego shooter where you kill ninety minutes of people non-stop.”

In reply to Internet critics he went onto say,

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“They don’t have their own life and they’re still sitting at Mommy’s table every lunch”.

Well I put this to you Mr Boll, House of the Dead the arcade game delivered a better and more compelling storyline than your straight to DVD peace of shit excuse for a movie adaptation. Hell, I’ve seen porn with better scripts than your movies.

I think it’s about time you gave up ruining the image of video games, you’re a failure as a film director. But cheer up, put away your fisher-price camera because I think I can hear your mummy calling, your lunch is ready… It’s alphabetti spaghetti!

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