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GamePolitics (delayed) coverage of Thompson Bar Trial: The testimony of a witty lawyer against Jack!
This is the fourth part of GamePolitics' series on the bar trial of Jack Thompson. Part three linked Jack Thompson to the murder of an innocent fax machine, along with arguing between Thompson and the judge presiding over the case about an objection or two. This time, we get the joy of watching a witty Take Two attorney zinging Jacko in court.
JT: How do you know that my purpose of seeking the federal action was to forestall the disciplinary proceedings as opposed to getting federal relief for what I thought were inappropriate proceedings? You dont know that.
SMITH: Because I have a brain.
JT: I beg your pardon?
SMITH: And because its exactly the pattern that you used here.
JT: What pattern here? Where?
SMITH: Running, suing everybody in sight who doesnt agree with you, seeking -
JT: Oh, so you -
SMITH: You cut me off again.
JT: Okay, Mr. Smith. You go right ahead. Ill give you as much rope as you want.
SMITH: Is that a question?
JT: No. You go right ahead, I said.
SMITH: Okay. Its exactly what youre doing here, Mr. Thompson. Exactly.
JT: Go right ahead.
SMITH: Im finished.
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JT: They didnt have C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.?
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This must be the most entertaining stuff a court ever had.
Usually, it's boring, but with Jacky around, you have atleast a court clown in it.
Jacko never ceases to amuse us, though. That conversation in the source quote is gold.
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