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How to get ignored by the FBI, Jack Thompson style

April 10, 2008 in News comments 11

Jack Thompson never ceases to be more fun than a barrel of monkeys for gamers. Over the past few months, he's given us such fine examples of exemplary attorney behavior such as calling for an FBI investigation of Kotaku, misinterpreting legislation, filing gay porn in a court, claiming that direct quotations are libel, threatening the Florida Bar, and killing a judge's fax machine. If you haven't laughed enough at Thompson before, get ready to laugh again: He's complaining because the FBI is ignoring him.

It's all about to come crashing down on you, Jack. Your ways of speaking out are being shut down. First the Florida Supreme Court, now the FBI. Next, you'll probably bitch that FOX News takes you off their calling list because you'll be disbarred.

The Federal Bureau of Investigation apparently has had enough of Jack Thompson.

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quote Jack Thompson

Despite your forwarding this matter, Mr. Acosta, to the FBI, the FBI has done nothing and refuses to talk to me.

With all respect, either the FBI takes this seriously—the computer hacking, the criminal use of lunacy proceedings, the whole nine yards… or I and others will do what we need to do.
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  • 2
    Guticb Apr 11, 08
    All of a sudden, I love our government!
    • 1
      Murray3 Apr 11, 08
      I second that! Jack's crashing and burning, boy I hope they're third degree!
    • 0
      lord of vice city Apr 11, 08
      why? convince your goverment to turn all fbi attention to him, and get him locked up
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    Shadow of Death* Apr 11, 08
    It was amusing for a while, what with the obvious (to rational people) WTF 'logic' he uses, and 'evidence' he discovers, but I really want him to *bleep* now, against his will, or not >_>
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    Envoy of Darkness Apr 11, 08
    Sweet, hopefully this is one step closer to the whole world ignoring Jack.
  • -1
    Final Blade Apr 11, 08
    Can we stop posting News on this Moron? Seriously. Its not funny anymore. we have like 30 articles about him in the last 5 months. Let alone the year. The only news i want to see from him, is either his death or Put in prison.

    Your just giving him attention, and when you do this Jack Thompson wins.
    • 0
      Capn Droid Apr 12, 08
      But of course it's funny, Final Blade. Perhaps the obnoxious court costs and damages against "the system" aren't, but everything else Jack does is hilarious. We need a good idiot to keep things rolling. Perhaps in a time of despair... just look at a Jack Thompson article. It ought to lift your spirits.

      Meanwhile, Jacko doesn't even know of this website atm. We can post as many articles about him as we want, and he won't even notice.
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        Final Blade Apr 12, 08
        It doesn't matter if he does or doesn't, but im sick and tired of reading this garbage. The only thing i want to read about him is what i wrote in my post above.

        Its just giving him unnecessary attention. People want to forget about him, just like me, but its kinda hard when people keep posting news about him and getting a hard-on from his stupidity.
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          Capn Droid Apr 13, 08
          I don't want to forget about him. I'm sure a lot of people don't want to forget about him. Why? Because he's so freaking hilarious. He may as well be a guest for a comedy sketch.
  • 0
    Big A2* Apr 12, 08
    Remeber kids, Mr. Thompson has feelings too. SO please treat him with respect untill he eventualy dies in the next console war.
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    Storm Apr 12, 08
    Oh my, look's like Jack Thompson might be sending out a threat here. xD "...or I and others will do what we need to do." I hope we can get a list of those 'others' he speaks of, can't be very long.

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