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Chun-Li's giant man-hands

chautemoc | April 19, 2008 | News | Playstation 3 XBOX 360 
Apparently Chun-Li has deceived us all these years hiding these gigantic man-hands of hers, because Capcom seems to have let the secret out on their website with the photo pictured here. Girls with a bit of meat on them are great, but yeesh, you could crush small children with those megaton fists.
Now, this in no way is meant to be taken as an indictment of the quality of Street Fighter IV as a whole -- the game could very well be great despite certain depictions of grotesque fiddler crab pincers. And sure, in the heat of battle, it's unlikely anyone will be focusing on what any character's thumbs look like. That said, I would offer this counterpoint: Look at that goddamn thumb. Seriously. It's as if an ichneumon wasp injected a large sack of eggs into her palm.

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  • 0 thumbs!
    Stitch | April 19, 2008
    LOL!
    Bad Artwork perhaps?
    Sure is a strange looking thumb.
  • 1 thumbs!
    Storm | April 19, 2008
    That's freaky...I sure hope that they change it before the game's release.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Gamesta100 | April 19, 2008
    I don't even think it's a thumb.It looks like a chicken drumstick
  • 0 thumbs!
    Akashi | April 19, 2008
    I must admit that is kinda weird. Does anyone know for sure if they will look like that in the actual game?
  • 0 thumbs!
    Tiger of Wu | April 19, 2008
    The thumb... it scares me
  • 0 thumbs!
    Final Blade | April 20, 2008
    Wow i wonder if she pounds her cat with that massive hand

    Seriously come on, thats nothing more but camera angles, just like camera adding more inches to your man hood.
    • 2 thumbs!
      Stitch | April 20, 2008
      Well, that sure is a bad camera angle.
  • 1 thumbs!
    iLLmatic | April 20, 2008
    What is gamegrep's real purpose?
    • 0 thumbs!
      chautemoc | April 20, 2008
      Wow. Metaphysical.
      I dunno dude, what's the purpose of anything?
    • -1 thumbs!
      Storm | April 20, 2008
      I need to copy and save my old comment on this...but now I can't find it, so I guess I'll answer this again:

      GameGrep is like a newspaper, there's your 'important news' section, 'advertisement' section, blah blah blah...this one pertains to 'light-hearted' news, the not-so-important yet somewhat interesting news...sure you yourself may not find this funny and such, but it's gotten a lot of attention.

      GameGrep's purpose is to inform us of what's going on in in the gaming world, whether it be progress updates, company announcements, previews, or light stuff such as this. Think of this sort of news like the comic section of a newspaper. You know it's there from the index (or in this case, the front page), but you don't have to go to it if it doesn't appeal to you.
  • 0 thumbs!
    xsynergyx | April 20, 2008
    The fingers are perfectly fine, but what the *bleep* is with the thumb?
    • 0 thumbs!
      Final Blade | April 20, 2008
      Looks like a malformed tumor to be honest
  • 0 thumbs!
    Kokoro | April 20, 2008
    What's with her thumb? It looks all fat and everything. It's weird.
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    BANDITO ATTACK | April 20, 2008
    capcom cant afford professional artists anymore, i guess.
  • 2 thumbs!
    Redemption | April 20, 2008
    Maybe they were out of time and cut and pasted Ryu's thumb onto her hand. Actually even the main hand portion is rather out of proportion with the fingers.
    • 2 thumbs!
      Xenctuary | April 20, 2008
      Looks like they did that with her face, too.

      • 0 thumbs!
        Redemption | April 24, 2008
        lol. At least they didn't use Zangief's hands, face, or er... chest.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Zeon I | April 20, 2008
    *bleep*ing Chun-Li doesn't even look like a Woman any more. She looks like Ryu With Ox-Horns.
  • 0 thumbs!
    Gothic Girl | April 21, 2008
    Damn! That thumb is huge! :/
  • 0 thumbs!
    Storm | April 21, 2008
    And I was pissed that they didn't include my favorite female SF character, Cammy. Now I'm relieved that they didn't, or at least hope they don't.
  • 3 thumbs!
    Vito Raliffe | April 21, 2008
    You guys need to stop picking on her, I bet she's really self-conscious about it
    • 0 thumbs!
      chautemoc | April 21, 2008
      Yeah, she might come after us with those things if we keep picking.

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