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"We're training our kids to be killers"
CNN Reporter Glenn Black went warning parents on the news about Grand Theft Auto IV. He warns them about how you can hire prostitutes, have sex with them, and kill them. And how you can kill cops as well.
And so it begins: CNN reporter Glenn Beck has gone proper off on one, warning parents on television of the new 'murder celebrator' Grand Theft Auto IV, which he says is "training our kids to be killers". Ban this sick filth!
"Whatever happened to Pong?!" asks a furious Beck, going into a frenzied rant we thought only existed in GTA's own media-mocking radio shows.
"Here's what you need to know tonight; in Grand Theft Auto your son, husband or boyfriend can hire a prostitute, have sex with her and then beat her to death with a baseball bat.
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For example, Beck was freaked out by the fact the game got an "M" instead of an "AO", but forgot to mention, or more likely just didn't understand, that an M rating is 17 and over and that an AO is basically the ESRB's way of banning a game without breaking the first amendment.
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*bleep* reporters.
Too bad. I actually had my dad watch Glenn Beck and he now watches his show every night. Already today I've had to defend the game, haha. It'll be great when I see him tomorrow.
And neither do most parents. At my job at Gamestop, I try passionately to talk parents out of buying GTA IV for their 10 year old, but no matter how bad I make the sex and violence sound, they don't care. And as mad as Beck gets, the parents will destroy their children's lives, and because of the first amendment, I can't refuse to sell it to them as much as I'd like to. It's frustrating knowing that this little 10 year old is going to go home and look at virtual tits and commit grand felonies in his parent's living room just because they're too stupid to care.
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