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Rare executive walks in
"Well Microsoft we have done some brainstorming and have thought up a game quite true to the original but still very innovative"
Microsoft executive
"hmm no this won't do at all, where are the vehicles? Where are the explosions? Where are the robots?"
Rare Executive
"But sir this is Banjo Kazooie, stuff like that just wouldn't work, not to mention piss of legions of fans"
Microsoft executive
"It does now, we have discovered that people seem to like things like that so our philosophy is to put it in every game. Now just steal some customisation ideas from LittleBigPlanet and were golden
Rare executive
"yes sir"
After that a giant spaghetti monster comes in and eats them all, but I think it proves what I'm getting at.
Banjo Kazooie is dead as far as I'm concerned