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Top 10 Halo Pick-Up Lines

xsynergyx | August 06, 2007 | Other | Misc 
Hawty Mc Bloggy has written a funny little article that will let you in on ten little tips that you can use to hit on chicks online when playing a game, but inspired by Halo. Check out the lines at the source, go online, try them out and see how your results turn out! Here is an example: "Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb."
It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks. The same tired pick-up lines get old after a while though. “You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day” and “Do you have a quarter? My mom told me to call her when I fell in love” will get you nowhere with the gamer girls. If you want to impress the females playing Halo, might I suggest some more subject appropriate phrases?

These are all original Halo-inspired pick-up lines I lovingly handcrafted myself. One of the keys of success with using lines is originality. If the girl has heard it before, it probably won’t work. So rest assured these haven’t been used yet and therefore increase your chances of scoring. You can come back and thank me after you are done getting some virtual action.

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    Vito Raliffe | August 07, 2007
    Haha, those are pretty good. I'll be sure to put these to practice when Halo 3 comes out
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      volacide | August 07, 2007
      Wow I thought all of them were pretty lame.

      How about...

      "I hope you like monotony because I've got the most copy paste level design you'll ever see!"
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    TurMoiL911 | August 07, 2007
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    It’s a fact of life, some people use Xbox Live to hit on the chicks.
    Society has officially reached rock bottom when this statement became true.

    I did, however, find "I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you" and "Are we playing Assault? Cause I’m pretty sure you are the bomb" funny.
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      Zero and X | August 07, 2007
      Of course its true, nerd will do anything to get laid
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    Final Blade | August 07, 2007
    Wow i haven't heard bad pick up lines in awhile. Its the one " do you know karate, cause your body is kicking." I mean come on These are the worst lines i ever read. Is it that hard to have a nice convo with someone than to try to pick them up with cheesy lines.
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    tidus04 | August 07, 2007
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    I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
    and

    quote
    You are impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.
    Simply hilarious.
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    JJBDude | August 07, 2007
    Hahaha I wasn't going to bother clicking on this article to read it because I thought the lines would be boring, however they are rather funny and have got me laughing.
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    Insanity Prevails | August 07, 2007
    Aha, the last one is simply brilliant, and equally the most dangerous to use.
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    xsynergyx | August 07, 2007
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    I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?
    That's the best online/Halo pick-up line, ever.
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    Evanster 69 | August 07, 2007
    I should try some of these lol. But I would probably get slapped

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