Games We Love but Wish We Could Love Playing
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FRONT magazine have used scantily-clad ladies to promote video games before. At the start of the year they dressed model "Vikki Blows" as a rather underdressed Dante to promote Devil May Cry 4. (Dressing her as one of the already skimpy DMC ladies would have made more sense).
In FRONT's latest addition, models Danni Wells and Amii Grove are apparently promoting Soul Calibur IV ... Though it's hard to tell since they barely resemble anything remotely Soul Calibur-ish.
Oddly enough enough, in most of the pictures, the models are wearing more clothing than the girls form SCIV. If the magazine was going for sex appeal, the game's actual characters would have sufficed.
So no wonder UK men's magazine FRONT returned for another round of Photoshop-cheesecake-models-into-videogames. This time, Page Three girls Danni Wells and Amii Grove bust out the "i"s and the sporting equipment for an in-mag SoulCalibur IV. Look at that picture! It's like they're thus destroying and pillaging Soulcalibur IV. (But can cricket bats defeat lightsabers? Gah....)
Why is that woman wearing no pants at the dock? That doesn't make sense. Like, if we went to the dock, we'd sure as shit wear pants. Shoes, too.
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