Tired of the wait for Resident Evil 5 ?

Then try your hand at this child friendly activity book ! If you've ever fancied finishing a Resident Evil related crossword, then now's a better time than any.

Why did the villagers shoot at Leon ?
Because his last name is Kennedy !

What's a popular drink for a hot day in Raccoon City ?
An iced-tea virus !

Why do zombies fear Photographers ?
They hate headshots !

Why did the angry people attack an outsider with pitchforks and torches ?
Because they were religious !
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    Cruxis Mana Sep 13, 08
    Diversify the Infected!

    Uh oh! Somebody made all of the Resident Evil 5 enemies the same nationality ! Color them before there' any controversy!
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    Big A2 Sep 13, 08
    This is obvioulsy not aimed at kids.

    And of course it's a fake, it's from the-minusworld.com.
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      reaver11 Sep 14, 08
      Well duh. Can't get anything past you can we?
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    DusktoDawn Sep 13, 08
    Really? The Killing, Racist comments and swearing are soo perfect with the kids.

    For the ignorant; this is fan made. Cant you see they are making fun of the kids mag: Highlights?
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    Akira_EX Sep 13, 08
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    Why did the villagers shoot at Leon ?
    Because his last name is Kennedy !
    I'll admit, I lol'd, but that's just terrible.
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    GTA_Fanatic Sep 13, 08
    quote Booklet
    Answers located in basement behind giant snake room.
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    HisServant77 Sep 13, 08
    This . . . um, well I have to say, to me it wasn't funny at all. None of it . . . Sorry to the fans and those who did like it.
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    Final Blade Sep 14, 08
    lol, this reminds me of that GTA coloring book a few months back.
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      Xenctuary Sep 14, 08
      It was created by the same website.
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        Final Blade Sep 15, 08
        Hey I didn't remember who made that book.
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    Miss Razz Sep 15, 08
    I think that it would have been funnier if the questions had been answered by kids. They always come up with the most random and hilarious stuff.

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