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Nintendo-to-Fans; What NOT to do with your DSi !

November 01, 2008 in Photos comments 18

Some of your may remember Nintendo's hints as to what not to do with your Wii, but they've came back for another round, this time telling us what not to do with your DSi.

Just what exactly do Nintendo think we get up to ?

Cruxis Mana via kotaku.com »
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  • 0
    Breezy Nov 1, 08
    The depressing thing is, there ARE some people that would actually do (whether intentional or not, who knows) the things depicted in the pics. Don't say they're pointless, because they will inevitably save a few people money by saving them the time and hassle of having to buy a new DSi after trying to use a screwdriver on the touch screen. It does unfortunately happen, especially with little kids who get these things for Xmas and havent a bloody clue at what's wrong and what's right, nevermind the concept of keeping a console safe. Honestly.
  • 0
    Big A2 Nov 1, 08
    Unfortunatly, these only come in the Japanese manual.
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    Cruxis Mana Nov 1, 08
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      bobbonew Nov 1, 08
      Haha that one gave me a good laugh. The picture of the DSi in the microwave really gets me. Do they really expect us to microwave the damn thing? Melt some cheese on it?
      • 0
        Big A2 Nov 1, 08
        Well, they are Japanese ya-know.
    • 0
      iLLmatic Nov 1, 08
      With all the Nintendo consoles in people's home, could you imagine the chaos?
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    lord of vice city Nov 1, 08
    do put put gold chains and paperclips in plug/plug sockets?

    aah shit, caught out
  • 0
    Dark Arcanine Nov 1, 08
    I love pulling out the screwdriver on the DS touch screen.

    I don't see why you're not allowed to place your DSi near a snowman though.
  • 0
    mercenary_sora Nov 1, 08
    http://kotaku.com/photogallery/dsimanual/1004323756

    What the hell is that? Hell, if you can't even wrap the charger cable around it, why would you want it? A DS shouldn't be that fricken fragile. Some of those don't even make sense, like the one that warns against putting it in your back pocket. What the hell.
    • 1
      Big A2 Nov 1, 08
      I think that's so you don't sit on it and get a huge dint in your ass.
      • 0
        Capn Droid Nov 2, 08
        Or it could be so that the person doesn't look like they've shoved a brick up their pretentious ass. :\
  • 10
    Capn Droid Nov 1, 08
    What not to do with a DSi:

    Buy one.
    • 2
      Final Blade Nov 2, 08
      Haha good one(since its true).
  • 0
    Bale Fire Nov 1, 08
    Ha, the blood one was hilarious. They don't really expect these to help people though, its to cover there own asses when some idiot actually does this and wants a refund.
  • 1
    Fatal Error Nov 1, 08
    DON'T PLUG IN YOUR CHARGER WITH BLING ON.
  • 0
    kik36 Nov 2, 08
    The old man playing wireless with a pacemaker is hilarious.......if he has a pacemaker, WTF is he doing drinking coffee?! LMFAO
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      Big A2 Nov 3, 08
      I think that's ment to be something like "Don't let old men with upside down heads drink coffee while falling in love with their DSi".
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    Dance Floor Killah Nov 2, 08
    I think I'll try some of those things. I like the one with the paper clips.

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