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Do PS3 owners have small penises?

July 13, 2009 in Photos comments 37

PS3 owners are a loyal bunch, but they have a secret--a secret that blogger Hawty McBloggy discovered as she traipsed through the internet for LOLs. Find out what this secret is.

Like Hawty, I would like to say something before the male PS3 owners of this earth come knocking on my door and frothing at the mouth: It’s a joke. I own a PS3 too, and I love it just as much as you do.
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  • 8
    Existence Jul 14, 09
    I usually like reading user made blogs and articles on gamegrep, and recognize that gg is a social news site, but this is pushing it.
    • 0
      HisServant77 Jul 14, 09
      I'm right there with ya on this one . . .
  • 2
    dmf_dynasty Jul 14, 09
    How else are we supposed to *bleep* it via the disk slot?
  • 3
    DragoniteBallZ Jul 14, 09
    Seriously why would you need a big penis if you already have a PS3? =\
    • 3
      mikegotgame Jul 14, 09
      You got it the other way around! Who needs a PS3 when you're a guy and you've got a thermos in your pants?
      • 3
        Existence Jul 14, 09
        Unfortunately, I can't play Uncharted on my penis, so I need a PS3.
        • 1
          DragoniteBallZ Jul 14, 09
          Indeed! Big penises can't play Blu Rays! So they're useless.
  • 0
    Shadow of Death Jul 14, 09
    @DragoniteBallZ - a PS3 is your penis though, at least on the internet. Course, this is bad for female PS3 users...I don't think many of them want to have a penis >_>

    But lol, nice catch there XD Though I too wonder a bit, why SHE was looking at penis extenders....Disappointed with her BF/Husband?
  • 1
    Hideo1 Jul 14, 09
    TBH, the site tried to be too nice about it. Satire works better when you don't clarify it's satire immediately after. Funny find anyway.

    tallteen hit the nail on the head though. I'm more interested in why she was checking out penis extenders xD
    • 0
      RaidenXS Jul 15, 09
      satire is criticizing society. this is more poking fun
      • 0
        Hideo1 Jul 15, 09
        Toma(y)to, toma(h)to.

        I still reckon it would have worked better without the explanation xD
  • 0
    Sakuraba Neku Jul 14, 09
    *looks down* No we have biggies.
  • 2
    Miss Razz Jul 14, 09
    I hope I have no penis, tbh. :3
    • 4
      Hideo1 Jul 14, 09
      Real-life Futa girl ftmfw xD
    • 2
      Shuyu Jul 14, 09
      Female PS3 owners have dry vaginas.

      ... Christ, I can't believe I even said that. Small breasts, they have small breasts.

      ... So then I must not own a PS3.
    • 3
      Shadow of Death Jul 14, 09
      So does the whole male population of Neoseeker <3

      Except for Hideo1 it seems.

      @Shuyu - This is the internet, proof or it is a lie, don't you know? XD
      • 0
        Drogo Baggins Jul 14, 09
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        @Shuyu - This is the internet, proof or it is a lie, don't you know? XD
        Lmao, that's hilarious.
      • 0
        Shuyu Jul 15, 09
        You're right. I was trying to detract from my small penis.
  • 0
    Drogo Baggins Jul 14, 09
    I have a PS3 and a 360....so, apparently, my penis is nearly non-existent...
    • 6
      DragoniteBallZ Jul 14, 09
      No it just cancels out and it's just regular sized, or maybe non existant. :\ Wheras if you only have an XBOX360, you have a big penis to compensate for your lack of BluRay capability, a shitty dashboard/marketplace, and susceptibility to getting 3 red lights.
      • 0
        Storm* Jul 14, 09
        Wow, you really thought this through. xD
  • 0
    Sayyed Jul 14, 09
    ...But girls always told me mine was big, where they lying?
    • 13
      Hideo1 Jul 14, 09
      Yes, your mother lied to you.
  • 3
    Seeker X Jul 14, 09
    I never usually have any problems talking about any sex-related topics...but you guys should NEVER be allowed to discuss anything like this in public.
    • 0
      HisServant77 Jul 14, 09
      hahahaha Seeker. If you were kinda joking there, "Many a truth is told in jest." If you were serious, that makes it actually funny at the bluntness here, and I agree.
  • 2
    RabidChinaGirl Jul 15, 09
    The comments to this article are so freakin' awesome. I love the GameGrep community.
  • 0
    FFXFREAK Jul 15, 09
    Lol this is a very interesting article, I'm not sure I agree with it. But at least I don't have a PS3.
  • 0
    ChozenMaster Jul 15, 09
    I own a PS3...but I'm Black so does that offset the PS3 effect?
    • 0
      Shadow of Death Jul 15, 09
      Somewhat, you've now got the size of the average white male.

      I feel sorry for Japanese PS3 owners....Some of them are walking around with the shame of an inverted penis....Oh well, they're halfway through the process of getting their gender reassigned XD
  • 0
    Kepp123 Jul 15, 09
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! my penis just shrank right know!!!!!!!!
  • 1
    Zero and X Jul 15, 09
    It.... its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean!
    • 2
      Hideo1 Jul 15, 09
      A ninja can achieve with a knife what warriors cannot with longswords
  • 0
    Chad* Jul 16, 09
    When you consider the fact that it is usually teenagers to adults that have PS3's, I think it'd be safer to say the average Nintendo Wii player is a bit lacking in that area, due to the younger ages that are often playing it.

    Too bad I have both, haha.
    • 0
      Sakuraba Neku Jul 16, 09
      This just in, the President is really tiny, down there...
      • 1
        Hideo1 Jul 17, 09
        Blasphemy. No first lady could show that much affection if he wasn't well-endowed. 's not possible.
  • 0
    Bale Fire Jul 21, 09
    Well of course, who doesn't need a penis enlarger to go with their GT5 Prologue?
  • 0
    hamsterfist Sep 8, 09
    I wish I had thought of writing an article like this first. What a sad day. Did this make it at any other news sites?

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