Here are some more optional outfits that will appear in Bayonetta and... well... while some might find them sexy, I just can't get past that tiny head. The bulge in her panties is a bit worrying too.

She is definitely an oddly built character!

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    collector Oct 28, 09
    Umm... Head... I'm trying to find it on the pictures... Where is it? Focus damn it!
  • 1
    Wolfwood Oct 28, 09
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    The bulge in her panties is a bit worrying too.
    You can never be too careful when it comes to Japan these days! Indeed, stuff like that actually helps PUSH sales!
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      Miss Razz Oct 28, 09
      Y'know, I wouldn't be surprised if it is revealed at some point in the game that she's actually a man. Followed by bright flashing words on the screen: "HAHAHAHA! WE MADE YOU HOT FOR A MAN!"

      Then the credits roll.
      • 0
        chautemoc Oct 28, 09
        I wouldn't really care. Like with Poison, man or not, look at the arse.
  • 1
    Tiger of Wu Oct 28, 09
    I've said it a million times and I'll say it a million times more; this game is *bleep*ing ridiculous.
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    HisServant77 Oct 28, 09
    Right there with you, Tiger.

    Lol, I was wondering if I was the only one who thought her head was so tiny.
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    Province Oct 28, 09
    Its cause every other notable point of interest is super sized...
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    Shinobi_razor Oct 28, 09
    its just an optical illusion due to the size of her...other stuff.
    • 1
      Tiger of Wu Oct 28, 09
      No, it's just her head's out of proportion because the game's *bleep*ing ridiculous. She could have mosquito bite tits and her head would still be stupidly small for her tall ass body.
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    Sayyed Oct 28, 09
    Man, why all the hate on her head.
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    Dragoshi1 Oct 28, 09
    I know lots of girls with tiny heads and "large" bodies. I see them all the time, what, humans have large heads? Either my vision is F'ed up, or we all have different sized heads.

    Way to nitpick guize. Small head? So? Big head? Who gives a hoot? Y'all still gonna go and buy the damn game.
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      Tiger of Wu Oct 28, 09
      No, no "ya'll" really is not. The stupidly proportioned head is just the tip of the stupidity iceberg that is this game. If all the prior information already known about the game wasn't enough the demo will damn sure help you realize that; if I wanted to watch a slut bouncing around I'll watch porn, not play a shitty, wannabe DMC rip-off.
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        Miss Razz Oct 28, 09
        But nitpicking is fun

        and no, I've never seen anybody with a head that small. Except maybe the guy at the end of Beetlejuice
      • 1
        Seproth Oct 28, 09
        God damn dude, you really have to campaign against this game? Really? It's supposed to be ridiculous.

        You could just ignore it...it's really not that hard.

        Also calling it a DMC knock off is like calling Ninja Gaiden a DMC knockoff.
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          Tiger of Wu Oct 28, 09
          It's created by whatshisface (the guy who made DMC) and he said, on many occasions, he just wanted to make it a game like DMC but that is changed just enough to pass as a different game because he doesn't own the appropriate rights anymore or some shit like that. The only differences between the games are the gameplay mechanics in this are retarded into being automatically set to spread your legs and gun-sling and every five seconds it puts a close up on her vagina whilst she winks at the camera and pretends to have an orgasm, shitting all over any form of style that isn't directly aimed to give a sad perv a hard-on.

          If I'm going to be forced to be reminded of this game's sorry existence everytime I see an article with it's name in it then yes, I'm going to rant about it when I am. If ignoring it isn't really that hard then neither is ignoring my comments on it, so feel free to do so.
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          PacoDG Oct 28, 09
          lol.

          I think the game is great.

          I was a hater until I played it. Was in Philly on Friday talking shit about how it was a DMC rip off to my mates, played it for a few minutes. Unimpressed. Came back on Sunday to give it one more chance (I don't play games in advance often), I sat in the tutorial for about 5 minutes just learning combos. Then jumped in the game and enjoyed it a hell of a lot more. It is fun as hell and doesn't take itself seriously (which might be considered a negative, but overall the gameplay is going to make this baby sell like a mo fo)
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          Tiger of Wu Oct 28, 09
          Couldn't disagree more tbh. The only difference I found between the combos was whether it knocked an enemy into the air, how much of her ass she stuck out whilst doing it and how far her ankles were from one another.

          We all know that the gameplay isn't the reason this game's going to sell like a mo fo. There are three reasons why this game will sell and two of them are on her chest.
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          Seproth Oct 28, 09
          That's not what I mean though.

          The gameplay is similar, but this is the dude who made Ninja Gaiden. It's not a cheap knock-off it's got a pedigree.
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          Tiger of Wu Oct 28, 09
          ... this is the dude who made Ninja Gaiden...?

          You're either mixing up NG and DMC or are just very mistaken and think Hideki Kamiya made NG or Itagaki (guy who made NG) is making Bayonetta (either way, it isn't so).

          If you are just mincing your words and mean DMC, then go download the demo from the JP PSNstore. It is just a cheap knock-off of DMC gameplay with more guns and a lot less depth.
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          HisServant77 Oct 28, 09
          Wow . . . And I thought I hated the game pretty bad, ToW! Lol More THUMBS!!
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          Seproth Oct 28, 09
          Yeah you're right. I knew he was part of something, I thought it was Ninja Gaiden.

          He was actually the game Director of DMC, also RE2.

          He's actually done a lot for Capcom before doing this.

          I remember reading that a former DMC creator (once again, I thought NG for some reason) was splitting off to do this project. I just thought they meant THE guy.
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    FinalFantasyFanaticc Oct 28, 09
    Hmmm, i can see alot of fun to be had with that Cheerleaders costume.

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