Games We Love but Wish We Could Love Playing
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There have been many complaints about Bayonetta's tiny head, weird proportions and giant body.
Website The Zeonic Front decided to fix her. The first picture is the original Bayonetta, the second picture is the 'fixed' Bayonetta...
Her head is too damn small and her body too damn big. If they fix this, then I'm in.
I did my own Photoshop work to see what she would look like with more normal proportions and this was what I came up with.
Additional sources:
- Here, Let Some Guy Fix Bayonetta (kotaku.com)






Comments
Although all of the "issues" being raised are only so noticeably bad because in every screenshot she is standing with her shoulders rolled back. Posture that shit is going to have an effect on how you look.
It's like one of those things Bayonetta will never live down.
If that said RabidChinaBoy and she wasn't defending a slutty game, it wouldn't have gotten 1 thumb.
I look forward to this game because the gameplay was interesting, aesthetics are appealing, and Bayonetta's got some sweet-ass moves. I'm not going to bitch about her head being too small if I can play as Chris Redfield or Cole Train without batting an eyelash.
And Tiger, if girls getting lots of thumbs-up on a comment bothers you, just remake your username. I'm pretty sure it won't help you wrack up any more props though.
To clarify though, I have no problem with her having a tiny head. That's a very small part of why this game makes me sick. It's what it represents. Gameplay wise it's a large step back from DMC (unless if whoever released the demo was completely retarded, but 99% of the time demos are accurate enough gameplay wise so I'll trust it since it coincides with what I've heard from reviews and previews and whatnot) even though it's meant to be it's successor. Story wise, it's a freaking disgrace unless if there's some major twist they've kept from absolutely everyone (including the people who've played through the whole game) which is, of course, nigh on impossible. Yeah, it looks good graphically but that doesn't matter anywhere near as much as the other two meaning the only thing this game has going for it is the sex appeal. If sex appeal can sell a game on the level this is set to be at and already is at, then it's just a massive reminder of how shit the gaming industry is and, more importantly, it's an example retards are going to follow on with.
FPSs became popular: we were swamped with FPSs. The Wii sold like a chocolate vibrator: Sony and Microsoft start working on their own waggle peripherals. Bayonetta sells like a bitch for the only reason that it's slutty (no, it isn't sexy. Sexiness has subtlety and class, things this game has none of): people are going to follow suit.
Simple. As. That.
I mean, is Bayonetta supposed to be a realistic game? Guess I missed THAT memo.
Disclaimer: Comments are not directed as you nor meant to be taken as arguments. Just my thoughts on the whole "BAYONETTA IS DEFORMED WAAAAH" trend.
Think about the target audience for this game: People who were told she was perfect and want to watch her wiggle her fanny around the place.
What else can we expect from these people?
Of course, I think he was talking mostly about the perfect woman for him personally, and meant a lot about the personality and not just how she looked.
Nobody has compared her to real life people. That was the point.
Though, it should probably be stated, Bayonetta isn't overdone because of how she dresses; it's everything else that makes her much worse than the rest of them.
...where you came up with this whole "comparing characters to actual people" is beyond me.
...eh, no I didn't? In fact, this whole thing you're desperately trying to convince ME of couldn't be any more trivial.
The devs have intentionally made Bayonetta's appearance over the top, while at the same time trying to prove that she's the epitome of sex appeal. Which makes her bizarre to look at.
Edit: Wrong reply button.
And seeker, not once have I said it's a big deal. You said the devs were being subtly perverted. I pointed out how most people's "issues" are that she is disproportionately unsubtle in a vain attempt to be sexual. Anything after that was people misconstruing a tongue in cheek observation of your original comment.
Enjoy your ignorance.
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