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Forget Bayonetta, This Yakuza Girl Is Freakishly Disproportioned

November 19, 2009 in Photos comments 12

Forget Bayonetta and her humungous body and disproportioned head.
Yakuza 4's "massage babe" Mari has even freakier proportions... At least, according to Kotaku she does. But they can't quite figure out what it is.

So, it was recently announced that former Morning Musume member Mari Yaguchi would be appearing in Ryu Ga Gotoku 4 (Yakuza 4) as a massage therapist. Here's her character model. Something's off, no?
Miss Razz via kotaku.com »
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  • 1
    Existence Nov 19, 09
    She looks alright to me.
  • 0
    McClubbin Nov 19, 09
    Yeah, wtf is the point of this? Other than providing the game with some pointless publicity.

    Edit: OHHHH I GET IT. She's disproportioned because she doesn't have those giant hooters that have become the norm for Japanese video game girls. Is that what you were trying to pick up Kotaku?
    • 0
      Insanity Prevails* Nov 19, 09
      quote McClubbin
      Other than providing the game with some pointless publicity.
      Mission accomplished, wouldn't you say?
  • 1
    BANDITO ATTACK Nov 19, 09
    kinda big head
    idk

    doesn't look 'off' to me
    at least she's not a 9-foot giant with a golfball for a head
  • 0
    Onvacation Nov 19, 09
    Her head is massive conpared to her tit-

    Oh wait, shes just got normal ones, my bad.
  • 0
    ZL Nov 19, 09
    She looks fine man.

    She does have a slightly big head, but it may be the angle. Who knows.
    • 0
      Existence Nov 19, 09
      I think its the fact that we've been treated with so many video game characters who have massive muscular bodies but a normal head, we think normal characters actually have large heads.
      • 0
        ZL Nov 20, 09
        Haha maybe, but her head does look a bit big.
  • 0
    HisServant77 Nov 19, 09
    Eh, it's her NOSE!!


    Sorry

    Other than that, she looks like a kid. Normal for these kinda characters I'd say.
  • 0
    kspiess Nov 19, 09
    Her head looks about 10% too big but it's no big thing.
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    King X2 Nov 20, 09
    Freakishly disproportionate? Haha, whatever! She looks just fine too me, but her head might be like 1% too big.

    Even if this is true, I don't see what's the big deal considering it's just a video game.
  • 2
    RabidChinaGirl Nov 20, 09
    Hm, I dunno about freakishly disproportionate... Looks like your average Japanese pedo-bait to me.

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