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Playboy's Naked Game Girl Pictures Aren't Very Sexy

December 18, 2009 in Photos comments 8

Maybe I'm alone in thinking this, but Playboy sure does have a habit of showing some rather unappealing naked game character pictures. These two pictures (featuing Beatrice from Dante's Inferno and Madison from Heavy Rain) are from their upcoming January issue and, well, they aren't very sexy.

It's December. That means Playboy magazine dedicates a handful of pages from its end of year issue to naked video game characters, a marketing ploy typically reserved for the year's more forgettable games. But not this year.

The veiny pinup with her yayas out up there? That's the lovely Beatrice from Visceral Games' Dante's Inferno. Below is a very naked Madison Paige from Quantic Dream's Heavy Rain, one of two PlayStation 3 games due in early 2010.
Miss Razz via kotaku.com »
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  • 0
    Aeirou Dec 19, 09
    they both look rather gothic in design. but you are right, not at all very sexy.
  • 2
    vortis Dec 19, 09
    It's somewhat disturbing...actually.
    • 2
      Aeirou Dec 19, 09
      so disturbing, in fact, that fish icons were used to censor them... you do not want to mix fish and private areas AT ALL.
      • 0
        Raziel_326 Dec 20, 09
        Kotaku always censors nudity with fish.
        • 0
          Aeirou Dec 21, 09
          then they must be big fans of Japanese sushi
  • 0
    Shuyu Dec 19, 09
    I wouldn't kick Madison out of bed...

    Darn fish.
  • 0
    Daweii Dec 19, 09
    The issue here is those that like this kind of thing most likely enjoy it from an aspect, that they are seeing a game character naked though using the same assets as the game itself. I mean these images lose relevance when Madison looks different in the illustration above. I think the images would be a bigger success if they used the game graphics as Madison already takes her top off in the new game as it is.
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    BANDITO ATTACK Dec 19, 09
    yes, when taken out of the context of ACTUALLY IN THE DAMN GAME, we all don't give a shit any more.

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