Considering it was two years since Travis Touchdown's last rampage, what exactly does a video game character do in his spare time? Apparently surf the net all day, troll for fanboys, play Wii, and take dumps. Ironically enough, you do about half this stuff in the actual game.

And thanks to our bold intern for the impromptu cosplay assignment. Actually, he came into the office like that, so it wasn't a stretch. And thanks for forgetting to flush again.

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