Ahh, imagine it: Microsoft and Sony cuddling in bed, Kaz Hirai and Reggie holding hands, Miyamoto playfully lifting Steve Ballmer into the air; what a world it would be without the plight of (the console) war!

Well, thanks to the "tasteless illustrations" by Tyler Wilde of GamesRadar.com, we can clearly see just what a beautiful world that would be.

We hate war. All this bickering about exclusives and online support and which console has a more phallic controller, well, it makes us sick. There’s already more than enough war in the world, and definitely not enough love, sweet love.
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  • 2
    Bale Fire Apr 16, 08
    AHHHHHHH IT'S HIDEOUS, KILL IT, KILL PEACE!!!
  • 2
    Dio Apr 16, 08
    Steve Ballmer is a freak.
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    bbb7002004* Apr 16, 08
    Man, how boring would Gamegrep be if there was no console war, and no console fanboys to laugh at?
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    theundertakergonzo Apr 16, 08
    Those images are dead set hilarious, but i see where there coming from. The gaming industry needs more love which realyl is never going to happen
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    Paper Mario Dude Apr 16, 08
    Gamegrep = the parasite of the console war.
    i wanna see what sony and microsoft would look like in bed....uhhg, Sony and Micro. i can't ever see it happening.
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    Synergized Apr 16, 08
    Haha, good luck with this.
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    Aussie Legend Apr 16, 08
    Making Love is much more fun than War... period
  • 0
    Seproth Apr 16, 08
    Alright, I just saw 2 gifs. One dude got his head chopped off (supposedly real) and one with a dude getting shot(for sure real)

    Of all that these are what's gonna keep me awake tonight 0_o
  • 0
    Slumpy monkey Apr 16, 08
    Lol.

    But it would be crap if there was no competition.
  • 0
    Final Blade Apr 16, 08
    The picture is soo Gay
    Seriously doubt that will ever happen, console wars is the best thing for Sony MS and the Fans...Fact.
  • 0
    Capn Droid Apr 17, 08
    Well, that was disturbing.
  • 0
    Circe Apr 17, 08
    What the heck? O__O
    I don't think I needed to see that.
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    Iscariot Apr 17, 08
    Of course it won't happen, that's not the point. God, I just love when people lack a sense of humor.
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    Twisted Apr 28, 08
    That'd be a pretty gay world. No competition making game qualities go down.

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