In our last GTA Hooker Pageant, we combed through three Grand Theft Auto games worth of Prosty Toots to crown one Prize Pig:


Above: Last month's "winner"

... yeah. Okay... put those last-gen Ladies of the Evening out of your mind, because the consummate professionals of GTA IV are here to strut the concrete catwalk. That’s right, the Hookers of Grand Theft Auto IV have arrived, and despite only coming in white and skinny, or fat and black, they’re positively overflowing with next-gen gutter-glam.

Each contestant is beautiful in their own right, truly the envy of every other in-game poon slinger. Lucky for us, GamesRadar Dictator-4-Life and resident fashion poobah, Stephen Pierce is here to sort out what’s butt. Also, to rival his urbane witticisms the potty-mouthed ladies of Liberty City have a far more fiery tongue than in years’ past. So, those asterisks below will require a bare minimum of four-letter guess work.

And stay tuned after the victory ceremony for an EXCLUSIVE video featuring ribald commentary from our favorite hiz-oes!