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The Resident Evil Activity Book For Kids !

Cruxis Mana | September 13, 2008 | Pictures | PC Playstation 2

Tired of the wait for Resident Evil 5 ?

Then try your hand at this child friendly activity book ! If you've ever fancied finishing a Resident Evil related crossword, then now's a better time than any.

Why did the villagers shoot at Leon ?
Because his last name is Kennedy !

What's a popular drink for a hot day in Raccoon City ?
An iced-tea virus !

Why do zombies fear Photographers ?
They hate headshots !

Why did the angry people attack an outsider with pitchforks and torches ?
Because they were religious !

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Cruxis Mana | September 13, 2008

Diversify the Infected!

Uh oh! Somebody made all of the Resident Evil 5 enemies the same nationality ! Color them before there' any controversy!
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Big A2 | September 13, 2008

This is obvioulsy not aimed at kids.

And of course it's a fake, it's from the-minusworld.com.
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  reaver11 | September 14, 2008
  
  Well duh. Can't get anything past you can we?
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DusktoDawn | September 13, 2008

Really? The Killing, Racist comments and swearing are soo perfect with the kids.

For the ignorant; this is fan made. Cant you see they are making fun of the kids mag: Highlights?
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Akira_EX | September 13, 2008

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Why did the villagers shoot at Leon ?
Because his last name is Kennedy !
I'll admit, I lol'd, but that's just terrible.
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GTA_Fanatic | September 13, 2008

quote Booklet
Answers located in basement behind giant snake room.
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HisServant77 | September 13, 2008

This . . . um, well I have to say, to me it wasn't funny at all. None of it . . . Sorry to the fans and those who did like it.
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Final Blade | September 14, 2008

_{lol, this reminds me of that GTA coloring book a few months back.}
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  Xenctuary | September 14, 2008
  
  It was created by the same website.
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    Final Blade | September 15, 2008
    
    _{Hey I didn't remember who made that book.}
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Gothic Girl | September 15, 2008

I think that it would have been funnier if the questions had been answered by kids. They always come up with the most random and hilarious stuff.