Hamsterfist rails against everyone. Nintendo, Activision, and the crappy news stories of the day. Plus he comes out and says the U.S. is going to collapse this year.

Happy New Year people. Hamsterfist is back and is in a great mood. What are the top five stories of the day? Who cares. Well someone might, so I guess we will cover them.

Opening Music: Le Tigre - "Deceptacon" (Video is worth a look.)

Story Number 5: PS3 Game of the Year, if Uncharted 2 did not Exist

Story Number 4: Top Five FPS Ever.... (Or was that top 5 oldest?)

Story Number 3: Demon's Souls Goodness... And even more Demon's Souls Goodness

Story Number 2: The Problem With the Wii (Hint: It sucks)

Story Number 1: Tony Hawk Will Be Your Friend. Just Buy His Videogame. Please?!?!?

Opinion: What the New Year Will Bring (Click here for some DOOM!)

Closing Music: The Killers - "When You Were Young"
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