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In an email sent out to its Atlus Faithful mailing list, Atlus USA has announced new release dates for four of its already announced games. All of these are delays of the previously announced dates.
The current release dates are now:
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Hey, Faithful! How's it going? It seems we'll have to change a few of our game release dates. Just a week or two, here or there. We apologize for the inconvenience!
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Tokyo Beat Down (URL) for Nintendo DS, an old-school arcade beat 'em up that will literally pound the nostalgia into your face, is now scheduled for release on March 31st.
Hammerin' Hero (URL) for PSP® (PlayStation®Portable) system, an arcade platformer in which every time is hammer time, is now scheduled for release on April 7th.
The Dark Spire (URL) for Nintendo DS, a love letter to fans of classic, first-person, western-style RPGs, is now scheduled for release on April 14th.
Steal Princess (URL) for Nintendo DS, a genre-bending puzzle platformer with a flexible level creator and near unlimited replayability, is now scheduled for release on April 21st.
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Thanks for your understanding, Faithful! Stick around, more announcements on the way!
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Atlus U.S.A., Inc. today announced that its central supercomputer, tasked with planning and scheduling upcoming Atlus titles, recently suffered a critical hardware failure, rendering the planned launch dates for a small handful of Atlus games obsolete. As technicians scrambled to repair the mainframe, hoping to minimize fallout, they discovered that the machine had become self-aware and was plotting to take over the world.
"Unfortunately, a few Atlus titles will have to be slightly rescheduled as to their date of release, but the changes will be minimal. Also, every working day for us passes in constant fear, terror, and paranoia with the knowledge that our primary computer is now plotting to destroy us," commented an Atlus engineer on the subject of release date changes and the now-sentient supercomputer with a hunger for manflesh.
I love Atlus.
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