OXCGN's resident historian delves into the mysteries of ancient Italy and with a proven record of correct educated guesses makes a tonne more about the secrets of the upcoming sequel.

"Ahhh La Dolce Vita…You’re a rich Italian son of a banker, a carefree nobleman with a special visual talent, spending your days cavorting with friends and seducing hot girls, enjoying the “sweet life”.

For you “the family” is everything and the source of your pride (well… the pride that doesn’t come from your own high opinion of yourself anyway).

But then destiny suddenly intervenes and your distant ancestry calls...

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