Anyone whos following this game will know by now that Dragon Age: Origins will feature sex, much like Mass Effect. This reviewer gives a summary of all the options available to you in the game- which, if you look at the screenshots, includes a homosexual relationship, the confirmation of which which will please a certain neo staff writer, I'm sure. ;)

I love sex in video games. Not so much for the awkward, usually clothed, groping cut-scenes, but the delicious, euphoric, hysterical mainstream TV news stories about how games are turning children into porn-crazed deviants that inevitably follow.

The Dragon Age: Origins news story is going to be awesome. Never mind that the game doesn't get much more explicit than two people in bikinis, hugging it out (and that's only after you've played for dozens of hours) -- you can go to a brothel! Have a male homosexual relationship with an elf! Get it on with a transsexual dwarf! The dwarf's on the burqa end of the clothed spectrum, mind you, and does nothing more than stand in the general vicinity of a bed -- but you know Fox News is going take off running with that.
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    kspiess Oct 29, 09
    I sure hope there is some sexy elf mage on elf rogue action. Female of course. Maybe even throw in a dwarf ranger just for kicks.
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      Xenctuary Oct 30, 09
      I think I saw a movie like that once.
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    Bale Fire* Oct 29, 09
    Soon to be the most viewed article on Gamegrep
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    BANDITO ATTACK Oct 30, 09
    in games with character relationships where i can make my character gay, i always do. this includes my woman shephard and the asari in mass effect, as well as my fat evil clown in fable 2. dragon age will be no different (Y)
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    chautemoc Oct 30, 09
    Why does anybody care.
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      Euphoric Oct 30, 09
      It's what happens when you give young people a taste of something they've never had before.
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        chautemoc Oct 30, 09
        Even when I was young I wouldn't have fallen for bullshit like this.
        Very well said.
        I encourage everyone to go have sex so you can see what it's actually like, instead of watching some bullshit Hollywoodized version in some damn video game.
        Nice sex, mind you, not random. That stuff is gross.
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    Caliber Oct 30, 09
    I saw a movie like it once also Xenc.

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