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Anyone whos following this game will know by now that Dragon Age: Origins will feature sex, much like Mass Effect. This reviewer gives a summary of all the options available to you in the game- which, if you look at the screenshots, includes a homosexual relationship, the confirmation of which which will please a certain neo staff writer, I'm sure. ;)
I love sex in video games. Not so much for the awkward, usually clothed, groping cut-scenes, but the delicious, euphoric, hysterical mainstream TV news stories about how games are turning children into porn-crazed deviants that inevitably follow.
The Dragon Age: Origins news story is going to be awesome. Never mind that the game doesn't get much more explicit than two people in bikinis, hugging it out (and that's only after you've played for dozens of hours) -- you can go to a brothel! Have a male homosexual relationship with an elf! Get it on with a transsexual dwarf! The dwarf's on the burqa end of the clothed spectrum, mind you, and does nothing more than stand in the general vicinity of a bed -- but you know Fox News is going take off running with that.
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- Dragon Age: Origins [Mac, PC, XBOX360, PS3]









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Very well said.
I encourage everyone to go have sex so you can see what it's actually like, instead of watching some bullshit Hollywoodized version in some damn video game.
Nice sex, mind you, not random. That stuff is gross.
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