""It's a normal process--video game characters are constantly changing. From Mario to Marcus Fenix, characters always undergo visual facelifts in order to "update" the series' look. The good news is that, more often than not, game character makeovers are subtle and we don't even notice that new mole on the side of Chola the Chipmunk's cheek or whatever other tweak is made to our favorite characters. But good taste is not always used when these changes are made.""

"If your child appears to be alternating between fits of catatonia and weeping frustration, hold the call to your family psychologist / exorcist until you’ve burnt any copies of Wall·E kept in you home (preferably in front of your child’s eyes, and in a flamboyantly pagan, ritualistic manner) and you’ll likely find them instantly cured."